BEcuz so manee peeps want to kno about da Aunt JEmima, I thought I share wicha a page from my diary last year....
"Ohn Friday da Decemba 12th, I wokeaded up at six o'cloc and no wonda, it waz mah burthday. But den of cours I aint allowed to get up at dat hour, so I had ta control mah curiousitee until a quarta to seven. Den I cud bear it no longa, and I went to the Dining room, where I receivin some warm welcums from Zipadeedooda (The cat).
Soon afta sevun, I went to Mammy and Pappy, and den to da sittin room to open da fuck out of dem presents. Da furst to greet me was yu (da diary), possibly da nicest of all. Then on da table there wur a bunch of pancakes, a waffle, and some sausages, and more arrived during the day.
I got massus of tings from Mammy and Pappy, and was thurughly spoiled by mah friens. Among otha things I was given "Battle of da sexes", a party game, lots of breakfasts foods, a puzzle (LAME), a hair pick, some borin ass "hooked on phonics" shit, and mah favrite.... MONEY! Now I can buy mahself some new weave.
Then mah friend Folanesha called fo me and we went by da schoo. During da recess I treated everywon to a piece of my fist and den we went back to lurn some of dem mathematics.
Now I must stawp. KTHXBYE, we're gonna be BFFL's!"
