So this kid and his dad are at a barn picking out a horse. The dad is touching the face, calves, back, and feet of the horse. The kid looks at him and says "Why do you do that dad?" The dad responds "Its so you know you have a good horse, so you know what you get when you buy them." The kid looks up and says "I think the mail man wants to buy mom :O" HAHA omg idk why but i thought that was funny. Hope it made you laugh :)