1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
4. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
* We are born through a hole;
* Eat through a hole;
* Speak through a hole;
* Pee through a hole;
* Poo through a hole;
* Breath through a hole;
* Hear through a hole;
* F*cks a hole;
* We die... and we get buried in a hole.
