One time while suffering a 30 day ban that was shortened to 15 days I ended up hosting big brother seasons with my pokemon cards.
Each pokemon represented a different member of tengaged and I even had a Hall of Fame and everything. I would randomize different rookies games and stars and survivor and in the end Erikdelko ended up #1 in the HoF and I was like ranked 23rd.
Edit: I think the most dead on pokemon comparison was the fact that ratatat was corey1
Edit: This was also 2 and a half years ago Zak. I have a life and over the course of 4 years you have played more games on your account then all 10 of my combined......you can make your exit now.