Hello, my name is The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, START!
Well, hello there! It seems as if you have stumbled your way to my neck of the woods. Lucky You.
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FAVORITE QUOTES:
"It's all about the game"-The Law (VGHS)
"I'm just a classy person who says Fuck a lot"- Katie
"I am going to Use the Power of Cheeto"- Niamh
"I may be backwards, but I always See Forward"- Cammy
"I think I'll Have a Drink"- Eliot Ness (Untouchables)
"Hatefulness/Hatefulness"- NORAD
"Good Morning World and All Who Inhabit it"- Spongebob
"We all go a little mad sometimes"- Norman Bates
"Excuse me, while I whip this out"- Bart (Blazing Saddles)
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"- Goldfinger (007)
"I can't believe I gave My Panties to a Geek"- Sam
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators"- Captain
"Do or do not. There is no try"- Yoda
"I want my father back, you Son of a Bitch"- Inigo Montoya
"Your friend screamed like a stuck Irish pig"- Frank Nitti
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Damn"- Rhett Butler
"Go ahead, make my day"- Dirty Harry
"Let them eat cake"- Marie Antoinette
"I wanna play a game...."- Jigsaw
"Just keep swimming"- Dory
"You go Glen Coco"- Damien (Mean Girls)
"Don't call me Shirley"- Doc (Airplane)
"We're on a Mission from God"- The Blues Brothers
"May the Schwarts be with you"- Yogurt (Spaceballs)
"I wake up in the morning, and piss excellence"- Ricky Bobby
"Thank you, Frau Blucher. *Horse Whine*."- Fredrick von Frankenstein
"I love the smell of Napalm in the Morning"- Kilgore
"Here's Johnny"- Johnny (The Shining)
"They found your terrier. They've got to Bury Her"- Guy
"La Coñe-a"- Conan
"This is a Motherfucking Holdup" - Eric
"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! Do you SPEAK IT!?"- Samuel Jackson
"Come back here you Fat Bearded Bitch!" - Dark Helmet
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast Service. If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been informed to bend over, and kiss your ass goodbye. But, not before being given the run around as to where to find information actually needed for your area. The broadcasters of America, in less than Voluntary Cooperation with the FCC, and other authorities, have developed this system to make Grown Men Curl Up Fetal Style in the corner, while sucking their thumbs, and weeping like a little girl. This is a self-serving station."
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we watch Big Brother/Survivor/Amazing Race
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