BOOTLEG OPINIONS : ENTRANCES

Hello my little fashion whores and welcome to the a VERY punctual first episode of Bootleg Opinions.

I am Twinkies LaChapelle, your residence slut that more than a fashion victim is a fashion corpse. Some say it’s the old age but I say it’s just drugs. And today I will be tooting and booting the looks on the main stage of Enobaria’s Drag Race season deux!

Here we go!

First up…
🌸 Mint Tea : Nice look. A little pedestrian but for an entrance it’s very apt. Love the shape of the skirt but I wished for a more interesting wig. It’s a TOOT nonetheless.

🌸 Tamar Indo : Gorgeous gal! This is so fashion and avant- grade and weird. I absolutely love it. Love the e shape of the wig and that sound thing in the back. And the wholes are precious. Also… imagine someone entering the werkroom with dogs. Yea… imagine THAT. It’s a TOOT.

🌸 Lola Lovemen : Like the idea but  the execution could be stronger. I feel you could have brought the take texture even on top. As it is… it feels disjointed. The wig is a little too flat as well. It’s a BOOT.

🌸 Dee Bocherous : Love the dress. It’s sparkly and fun. The skirt really makes the look. I wished the wig was a little weirder and the first a little tighter but it’s a TOOT.

🌸 Morticia Clitoris : Yes girl spank in the back. I LOVE this look. It’s simple. It’s effective. The one leg is sending me. This is what I want from an entrance look. Give us the best idea of who you are quick. And you did that. It’s a TOOT.

🌸 Bella-Trix : Nice look. Probably a little simple but it’s nice. Wished the wig was more in line. But it’s a TOOT.

🌸 Sitreeda Etcetera : Come ok Teletubbies teleport us to mars! This is gorgeous. Love the sparkles and the hat. Probably would have worked on those tentacles but it’s a jaw dropping TOOT.

🌸 Deja Brew St. Tea : Week that werkroom you fucking whore. This is great. Love the cape, really pulls the look together. The hair is amazing. And I love eh fact you came in with a glass. This all makes sense with my fantasy. It’s a TOOT!

🌸 Misty Wet : Love this big girl fantasy but the look isn’t that interesting I’m a afraid. It’s just a dress. So it’s a BOOT.

🌸 Miso Yung : I dig this. I feel it’s a little too flashy for an entrance but it’s gorgeous. The skirt and the puff sleeves really sell this to me. And I love that you came in with a  crown already. It’s a TOOT.

🌸 Oa Sis de la Rivera : I like this a lot. The one fabric matchy fantasy is really all I’ve ever needed. The headpiece really pulls it all together. It’s a TOOT!

And my TOP TOOT of the week goes to…

⭐️ TAMAR INDO!
That’s what I call a bad bitch! Or two…

And this is it for this week! Tune in next week to find out why all my pictures have been jailed. Spoiler alert : they’ve been framed.

Bye!

BOOTLEG OPINIONS : DO I LOOK LIKE WHAT?

Oh hi! I didn’t see you there! I was just about to go to sleep so sorry if I don’t wear any makeup right now and welcome to Bootleg Opinions.

I am Twinkies LaChapelle, your everyday girl with an odd thirst for garlic juice… what? I have never had a vampire bite me so… who laughing now? And today I will be tooting and booting the looks on the main stage of Enobaria’s Drag Race season deux!

Here we go!

🌸 Deja Brew St. Tea : this is absolutely gorgeous. I love the mix of I-just-got-out-of-my-bubble-bath and haute couture. More than haute couture… HOT couture… it’s a TOOT!

🌸 Sitreeda & Co. : ok… this is… a lot. I have to say… the top part is amazing. Love the makeup, wig and that intricate collar. BUT sometimes even in drag more is more and this… is more. I wished you took off a choke of things…or 10. I have to say this is good BUT to push you and remind you to toon something off next time I will have to BOOT it.

🌸 Dee Bocherous : I would like to praise you on your editing. And that vajayjay illusion is next level. But I have a big problem with the cat makeup. I don’t see how this goes along with the rest and the wig needed to be a little bigger because as it is. This dress is kinda swallowing you. I will TOOT it for the effort tho.

🌸 Mint Tea : this.. doesn’t really tell me anything. It’s just a nice dress. I’m sorry it’s BOOT.

🌸 Lola Lovemen : yes. Yes. I’ve never seen you look this good ever. Sure the flip flops are a big downfall but I love everything about this. It’s a big big huge TOOT.

🌸 Tamar 6000 : it’s good. I have to say… the top is kinda rushed. The composition is good but I wanted more je ne sais quoi. But those golden things on your arms are very cool. It’s a soft TOOT.

🌸 Miso Yung : I really like this. It’s simple but effective. I love the colors. It’s a TOOT.

🌸 Morticia Clitoris : I don’t know… it’s a little too simple and the camp is probably out of place in this instance. It’s a BOOT, sorry.

🌸 Oa Sis : this is absolutely gorgeous… I love the colors. The gender fuckery of it all. But this overall just a great composition. I feel inspired and I see the inspiration behind it. I wished the top was a little more refined but either way. Absolutely stunning. A well deserved TOOT.

And my TOP TOOT of the week goes to…

⭐️ OA SIS ETCERA!
Can I find this look on TikTok?

And this is it for this week! Tune in next week to find out what’s the best liquid to water your plants with. Spoiler alert : it’s not water.

Bye!

*walks in*
Twinkies is a fugly slut do not trust her!!!

*gets escorted out by security*

BOOTLEG OPINIONS : MAKE IT LATEX!

*panting*sorry I’m late. I was running… out of time for doing this… I still get paid right, Enobaria? And welcome to Bootleg Opinions.

I am Twinkies LaChapelle, the best thing that has ever graced this earth and for that… you’re welcome. And today I will be tooting and booting the looks on the main stage of Enobaria’s Drag Race season deux!

Here we go!

🌸 Morticia Clitoris : I like this look. I love the colors and the dynamism! I just wished the pose didn’t  cover the whole look but either way it’s a proud TOOT for me.

🌸 Lola Lovemen : I feel the direction here isn’t well displayed. The colors don’t really go together and it’s a very simple bodysuit. Which really goes into a heavy contrast with the anime hair. It’s a BOOT.

🌸 Dee Bacherous : I like the idea but the execution could be a lot better. It just goes into a big chunk of black into which I can’t really comprehend what is going on. It’s a pity because those glasses/face thingy was really nice. But it’s a BOOT.

🌸 Sitreeda 6000 : i absolutely love this look. It’s fashion, but camp. The colors are everything.  The tongue going around your leg is just amazing. It’s a TOOT.

🌸 Mint Tea : I am afraid this is just another dress. The colors don’t really make sense to me. I just wished you brought us more vision. It’s a BOOT unfortunately.

🌸 Oa Sis De La Rivera : I like this look. Love the hair and that face thing. It’s simple but effective. Sure, I still would like to see you elevate from here but it’s a soft TOOT.

🌸 Deja Brew St. Tea : I absolutely LOVE this look. The colors. The proportions. The vision. It’s just amazing. Keep it up. It’s a TOOT!

🌸 Tamar 6000 : werk it you filthy ass whore. This is slick. Love the colors, the spikes, the end of the skirt is gorgeous. It’s a TOOT!

🌸 Miso Yung : I love everything about this… the colors and the mix age of different textures is just amazing. The bag then… absolutely stunning. But this doesn’t really read as latex for me. For that. I have to BOOT it, sorry.

And my TOP TOOT of the week goes to…

⭐️ DEJA BREW ST. TEA!
I whip my hair back and forth for this.

And this is it for this week! Tune in next week to find out who will be the next host of Bootlef Opinions after Enobaria finally has enough of me and cancels me… from earth. Spoiler alert : it’s Mystia.

Bye!

BOOTLEG OPINIONS : NIGHT OF 1000 FRAN FINES!

Another episode? Already? *clearly looks at a teleprompter* yeah… everything is fine and I am definitely not hold hostage by Enobaria and welcome to Bootleg Opinions.

I am Twinkies LaChapelle, the inventor of both nuclear power AND hot water… incredible huh? And today I will be tooting and booting the looks on the main stage of Enobaria’s Drag Race season deux!

Here we go!

🌸 Mint Tea : I like this look. You went out of your comfort zone and it shows. Now… it surely needs a lot of polish. But either way it’s a TOOT for the effort!

🌸 Sitreeda 6000 : I absolutely love the personal spin you gave to this look. The accessories are so good and this look incredible. But the blond wig is a big no-no for this category. But I can’t help not TOOTing this look.

🌸 Morticia Clitoris : yes bitch work. I LOVE this look. The shape and the waves are just GORGEOUS! And th wig is amazing! It’s a TOOT!

🌸 Oa Sis De La Rivera : it’s simple but absolutely gorgeous. This represents the category just so so well. I love it. It’s a TOOT.

🌸 Tamar 6000 : I love the dress. It’s so beach chic but make it fashion. And the hair is gorgeous. It’s a TOOT.

🌸 Dee Bacherous : the hair is everything. And the dress is great. I don’t really get the orange fur but it’s definitely a TOOT.

And my TOP TOOT of the week goes to…

⭐️ MORTICIA CLITORIS!
Those curves are dangerous!

And this is it for this week! Tune in next week to find out what’s my fav filling for my sandwiches. Spoiler alert : it’s a wiener. Just… what kind?

Bye!

BOOTLEG OPINIONS : I SEE YOUR TRUE COLOoooOoOoOrS!

Don’t mind me just being awesome. Thank god society doesn’t pressure you to look just as good as me because… imagine THAT! and welcome to Bootleg Opinions.

I am Twinkies LaChapelle, the one but, unfortunately not the only (I am gonna get you, whoever stole my tiktok handle and is now posting only furry trends…. Oh wait… is that me?) and today I will be tooting and booting the looks on the main stage of Enobaria’s Drag Race season deux!

Here we go!

🌸 Sitreeda 6000 : blame it on the edit. Like seriously. I love this “go big or go home” part of your personality. But sometimes less is more. BUT this is gorgeous and you went super creative especially on the top part. It’s a well deserved TOOT.

🌸 Tamar Indo : it’s a little beachy. Probably wanted it to be more bitchy tho. Needed a little more refinement and it could have been a killer. For now, it’s a soft TOOT.

🌸 Dee Bacherous : Give me a D! And that’s it. I love this look. Is it perfect? No. But there’s always time for that. But you were super smart giving us an exact reference of what you were doing. It’s a TOOT.

🌸 Morticia Clitoris : I really wish you took a little more time with this. It’s just green crosses all over your body and unfortunately at this point in the competition we will need a little more than that. I am sorry dear but it’s a BOOT.

🌸 Mint Tea : rules are there to be bent, not broken. I am sorry dear this is a BOOT.

And my TOP TOOT of the week goes to…

⭐️ SITREEDA 6000!
Thank you for sharing your rosebud with all of us.

And this is it for this week! Tune in next week to collect the last figurine you need to complete the Raini Rodriguez sticker album. Spoiler alert : it’s not shiny. And neither it’s an actual sticker.

Bye!