This week, we're putting down the needles and picking up the microphones!
First of all- Mini Challenge- Tell us your best Joke.
And the Maxi-Challenge...Do you smell that burning?
We're having a ROAST BATTLE.
Here's how it will work:
8 queens will face off in 4 head to heads.
Each queen will write 5 roasts for their opponent- you must list them in order of what you think are your best to worst roasts.
These will then be pitched against each other like this;
Roast 1 vs Roast 1
Roast 2 vs Roast 2 and so on...
Each head to head will have a winner by a score of either 5-0, 4-1 or 3-2.
The 4 winning queens will make up the tops, with the overall winner being the one with the biggest win margin, in the case of ties, it will be judged on best individual roast!
The 4 losing queens will make up the bottoms, with the bottom 2 being the the ones with the worse losing margins, any ties will again be judged on individual roasts.
In order to keep this so that the head to heads are posted in a vs format- please send your entries via PM and will we put them on the thread.
As a GIFT for having the highest PPE- T'Kay Runwae chose the pairings for this challenge:
T'Kay Runwae vs Reality Warped
Twinkies LaChappelle vs Opal
Miss Icy Spicy vs Maddox
Faux vs Lyna Boughton-Cox
On the runway: Roast Battle Gear- use this opportunity to take an extra shot at your opponent! How? THATS UPTO YOU!
The bottom 2 will tend to their burns in really the only logical way:
Three buttholes are sitting at a bar. The first butthole said "I'm so loose my boyfriend can put his finger in me." The second butthole said "I'm so loose my boyfriend can fit his whole fist up me!" The third butthole laughed victoriously as the chair disappeared.
RUNWAY: https://prnt.sc/z9ulvk
Baby, I'm going for voodoo queen realness. I got my voodoo doll of miss reality warped suspended in the air, ready to stab the bitch if she dares to win this roast against me!
Twinkies you may have gained some weight this season but your still a good old Italian whore for money. A pastatute.
Speaking of Italy, land of the Catholics. Unfortunately in your family you would be hard pressed to find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Also, judging by your runways you like really like to cake that make up on. Covering up your personality....and that fucking nose. Here I was thinking Pinocchio was a fictional character.
Speaking of the famous puppet, much like your reads tonight. Wooden.
Oh and finally wanna here a knock knock joke?
Knock Knock
(Who's there?)
Venice.
(Venice who?)
Venice it your time to go home?
On the runway I am taking one last dig of Talian by giving you a simple white dress in this V-Day Kiss inspired look. Maybe one day Italy will win a war to celebrate?
RUNWAY
Aconitum. A beautiful violet flower. One sniff can make you dizzy or unconscious. One bite... and you’re dead. You guessed it, my dress is completely made out of Aconitums. And I have my mask on so I don’t feel the effects. Come give mama a hug!
Mini-Challenge
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Joke: Maddox is a talented queen.
Maxi-Challenge
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1. You know, there's better ways of getting out of this competition than picking fights with the judges. You could've just kept submitting your horribly average looks every week.
2. This week really emphasized the 'mad' in Maddox.
3. Judging by your track record, you're a filler queen for this season. I see in the chat that you finally are getting screentime...must be your week to go.
4. I see that Lyna edited your look to make it seem better last week. Can she edit a unique personality onto you too?
I went for a fire warrior look to upstage Maddox's poor attempt last week. Pay attention to detail, though, as you can see shades of icy blue through my scepter and dress to pay homage to my ice look last week with my group. My ice queen has transformed into a fire queen!
1. ALL TEA ALL SHADE JUST COME OUT THE BOX , BOUT THE ROAST THIS BITCH NAMED
Lyna Boughton-Cox
WAIT WHO IS SHE AGAIN, OH THATS THE ONE, WITH THE CRUSTY ASS NAILS, FACE SHAPED LIKE A PORK BUN
2. BITCH U SMELL LIKE YOU BE EATING THOSE EDIBLES, BUT DON’T FOCUS OF THAT MAKEUP AND THE RUNWAYS FORGETTABLE.
3. TRY TO BE LINDSAY LOHAN AND U CSN RELATE, BECAUSE WHEN YOU STARTED SINGING BITCH THAT WAS YOUR FATE
4. GURL LETS TALK ABOUT THAT MAKEOVER CHALLENGE, THATS ALL YOU GOT THAT ITTY BITTY TALENT. That Gladiator look rlly hurt our eyes, but your paddings what really got me, because you had lumpy thighs.
5. But in all love your my your my sister that’s a fact, YOU WILL MAKE A GOOD RUNNER UP AND THATS ON *LOOKS TO THE CAMERA* PLAYBACK!!!
*Drops the mic*
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