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WEEK 8- Ciao Bella, Hello Pancetta

Topic » WEEK 8- Ciao Bella, Hello..

1887 days 21 hours ago
nijoco
TOP 7 WHORES- well that was intense wasn't it!?

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In this weeks challenge, it's going to be fairly simple but it dont mean you can slack off, grandmother Joco would be VERY MAD.

So i know y'all are skinny legends but you know the Italians love their food
so imma need you to ready your lips to wrap it around 12 inches of pure meaty shade.

So this week...we want to create PIZZA. Not for yourself, for one of your fellow queens...you cant make this nice, salty, spicy, sexy but lets face it, y'all gonna go fucking shady! Between 4-6 toppings, a base sauce and type of crust must be included. Clear reasons for all choices must be given!

The maker and makee are listed below:

Shady T -> Erika
Erika -> Lola
Lola -> Kairi
Kairi -> Lynda
Lynda -> Oadira
Oadira -> Brianna
Brianna -> Shady T

And on the runway....its time to suck back in those stomachs and throw up those calories...its MILAN FASHION WEEK. We want JAWDROPPING.

If you fuck shit up... (did you know Spiller was Italian?)



48 hours...but it really shouldn't take that long...so don't fuck me around.
1887 days 20 hours ago
Lynda
LYNDA CHALLANGE - https://imgur.com/a/TPVQ0lF
1887 days 14 hours ago
lruthskelt
_o0o_ Runway _o0o_

Inspired by the 2019 Dolce & Gabbana runway, embracing the feminine curve

http://imgur.com/a/cRVD0oY

Original inspiration:
https://goo.gl/images/ZE9K72

_o0o_ Erika's Pizza _o0o_

Hmmmm do you want a slice of this pizza pie? Warm, spelt dough covered with RuJo's classic, creamy sauce laced with Mama's secret ingredients, The Erika combines the sizzling heat of jalapenos, an homage to the fire she brings to the runway, with the ultimate thing one thinks of when we think of Erika, the fishy saltiness of anchovies! No pizza inspired by Erika could be finished if not covered in a variety of meats, as we all know how much she likes to be packed with as much meat as can fit! Sprinkled with mushrooms, because ultimately she's a fun-gi!

Follow this meaty, salty mouth treat with a sophisticated dessert, oozing with salty goodness and sticky delight...Ru Paul's Chocolate, for those who, like Erika, will put anything big, black, salty and sweet in her caverns ;)

http://imgur.com/a/IvsxLki
1887 days 11 hours ago
Lynda
LYNDA LOOK - https://imgur.com/a/r97AiDR

WHERE MY ROBLOXS AT?
1887 days 2 hours ago
dawnpeacly
Runway:
https://gyazo.com/ae3700a8e35816454a9179d813d4fb81
https://gyazo.com/772746d992237dbcd00f193ea767b03c
https://gyazo.com/b979ae7f5aac59e8118768a72f21b7fd

CF: I have been waiting to walk the runway with this outfit the moment I entered this competition! It's very unique and fashionable... Eat it up!
1886 days 23 hours ago
dawnpeacly
Briannas Pizza:

To start off this "delicious" pizza, we need a crust! Extra thick! Because we all know... she ain't a twink. For the sauce, we're going with White Privilege! Hmm, Scrumptious. *smizes at camera* Now, let's do what Brianna can't do and spread this sauce nice and wide... *tastes a little bit of the sauce* Yum! Tastes like everything i've never had. Our first topping is Saltiness and Basicness! They both correlate into one, they're Brianna's most strongest traits. Our second topping are the tears of Briannas disappointed father... Poor guy... Our third topping is the bits and pieces of his friend who got in the car wreck! YUMMY!!!! *sprinkles limbs on pizza* And the last and final topping... My personal favorite... Bella Charmings Decapitated head! Yay, she's finally dead! *gently places the head in the middle of the pizza* Bone Apple Tea!
1886 days 13 hours ago
C_Shizz96
— Erika Challenge —

Lola’s Pizza:

First things first, every pizza needs a crust but this pizza is a thin crust, excuse me, there is no crust at all because the whore is so forgettable. Who is Lola? She’s a man in a dress! Those hefty Australian shoulders! For the sauce I would like to give her classic “Barbie Ew,” sauce because that’s Lola’s go to - being ew. First topping: Fish. I figured that because she lives on the “island continent” why not put fish on her pizza? I mean hell, her pussy reeks of fish anyways it’s only natural. Second topping: Vegemite. Why not add something so close to home? I saw that Vegemite has an excellent source of Vitamin B, which is perfect for Lola, because she’s a grade B drag racer. Third topping: Broccoli. I was reading online that there’s a popular forest area in Australia called, “The Bush” and wanted to add Broccoli to Lola’s pizza for that reason. Resemblance. Not only does she reek of fish she also doesn’t know how to shave! Poor thing, I’ll buy you some clippers. Lastly, my fourth and final topping: Bleu Cheese. Because Lola, I know you’re going to feel so upset and down in the dumps after you see your pizza and realized that I ended your life with it and read that ass for filth. Goodnight, bitch!
1886 days 11 hours ago
UnicornChicken
Your pizza tastes like shit.

https://i.imgur.com/IAuT5Pl.gif
1886 days 4 hours ago
UnicornChicken
= Lola Canola Runway =
I'm giving you a little avant garde on the runway today. When I hear fashion I think pushing boundaries and taking risks!

https://imgur.com/a/t6xyjZM
1886 days 3 hours ago
UnicornChicken
= Lola's Pizza Challenge =

Welcome everybody to Cooking with Canola! Now, today we will be making a pizza for the one and only Kairi Insane! We are here to help a sister out and much like her drag, we are going to be making a cheap and affordable pizza that anyone can make at home!

For our base we will be using a stuffed crust. You can stuff it with anything you want - cheese, peanut butter, Cindeurora Laclam - you name it. Get creative! I've noticed that our dear Kairi had been down in the dumps lately but I find a good stuffing makes everyone feel better.

Now our pizza is still looking very bare, just like Ms. Insane's face when she walks the runway. I'm not here to judge though, this pizza is specially designed to improve her style and wellbeing. So we are going to do a nice thin spread of tomato paste. A staple ingredient. No need to go overboard but just having something there gives it that extra jush that it needs.

Time to move on to our toppings starting with the cheese. For Kairi's pizza we are going to be using Swiss Cheese. I've heard rumors that she is possessed by the devil so this pizza desperately needs something holy to exorcise those demons.

Our second addition is going to be Valium. Her last name is no joke. Maybe a little relaxation... or tranquilization would do everyone some good. Sometimes Kairi Insane needs to take a rest and become just Kairi.

Next we are going to add some toothpaste. I'm all about making healthy food and giving the body the nutrients that it needs. A little toothpaste in her pizza will help with that dental problem and clear up her stank breath. I'm sure she won't taste it because we are going to disguise it with a little bit of...

Jungle Juice - and I don't mean the alcohol darling. If you've never heard of it, look it up or ask your mum. It's an Australian specialty, and we are slathering this pizza in it. It's just going to add that extra kick, and really help her to... open up.

Oh! I almost forgot our final ingredient. A pair of lashes. Jesus took forty lashes so Kairi can afford to wear two on the runway.

Thankyou for joining me on this mission to save our sister with pizza. I really hope she enjoys her pizza because let's be real. We all know this is going to be her last supper.

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1885 days 23 hours ago
patricenka9
Hello, it's yo bitch Brianna and I'm finna cook a ratchet pizza for a contestant who will be going home soon! *to camerman whispering* what's her name? Mz Shady Tittybag! Ok let's get it.

So we are going to roll our dough, kind of like Mz Shady rolls out of bed every morning... and honey, you look like you just rolled outta bed on the runways... kind of like your drag mom Nicky! Okay, back to Shady, we all know she lazy... so we make the dough nice and round... kind of like her...

We can now start the toppings, let's start with out base! *gets out a jar that is labelled "overratted"* we will spread like Mz Shady spreads her rolls after being corseted for a day.

Next we are going to add some shredded cheese! Not the nice kind of course, we want the nasty mouldy and untalented cheese, the one that's between her legs! *emptys cheese*

Oh god, it's looking kinda heavy *winks at camera*

Now let's add some teeth, I know you might be thinking... "EW WHY WOULD SOMEONE EAT TEETH"... but let me tell you it's kind of common, Mz Shady T Bagg chews on her snaggle tooth everytime she eats, and the fact that she's british makes it even more disgusting... brush yo fucken teeth ya dirty cunt!

Now we are going to add tomatos, basic, kind of like her drag.

Oh god I am sweating, it's getting hot in here, definetely not cus of her, we better add the olives before I die! Olives because they're salty, kind of like her tears when she won't win at the end!

Now we are going to stuff the crust with Kelly Kommunist's talent, just to make that bitch realize that Kelly is better and was a better front runner :))

Now we will bake it! *throws it in agrresively* hehhe, how to shove it in ;), exactly how Rubes and Joco shove her down our throats EVERY....SINGLE....EPISODE.

We gon wait for it to bake...

AND WE'RE DONE! *takes it out and it looks like absolute shit* That's fitting!

wOw, looks kinda like Shady's makeup, hope you like it bitch! *throws it at the camera*

*Credits roll and Brianna is shown fighting Shady in the background as "bust down thotiana" plays in the background.

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That's ratchet but hey that's my brand, keeping to brand is key, might not be great but it showcases me.
1885 days 22 hours ago
patricenka9
Runway-
https://imgur.com/a/yNnhmgi

high fashion and editorial, i am timeless and i look luxurious, looking like a zodiac sign and im loving it, i went for something different and i hope it pays off

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