Yuckie Charms

Runway Voiceover : I caught on fire. So much that it burnt my whole skin layers. Waiting to be born again from my ashes.

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Close Up : https://i.imgur.com/i1FFlli.png

Dead Kelly



Full & Mug: https://imgur.com/a/R699c15

CF: Mother! I'm home! Built from the ashes, a bitch still died in 1985.

Hello everyone.

Thank you for having me at the first ever Baylor’s Roast. Even tho by your cheap gowns, lack of boos and mama’s being 15, I though this was her Quincenera.

So, for those of you who don’t know me. My name’s Yuckie Charms. I got a primate for being the first ever real monster queen on a race in tengaged. But then, how do we explain ALL the queens in season 2 of Rubes and Joco’s?

...I’m just kidding, you were great in that season, mama. I would go as far as saying that your career is just like your run on that show : brutally interrupted.

Also, I can’t help but noticing how much your mother Oadira is a big inspiration and not only for you, but for al of us. I was so excited to know she was supposed to guest judge this season. And just like your roast on Rubes and Joco’s... she ghosted you.

I’m just kidding... we all loved your roast on that season.... said no one.

I haven’t seen anyone so alone and abandoned on a stage since Anne Hathaway during the Oscars with James Franco.

But let’s give a round of applause to Baylor! Probably the reason Czech Republic is famous... after Czech Hunter.

Like really... can you tell me anything else from there? I went there once, and I finally got what Trump meant by “shithole country” : the place is full of twinks trying to sell you their asshole!

And speaking of Czech Hunter, those dudes are everywhere there! Legend has it, they once encountered Baylor on the streets of Prague and they were the ones running from her while she was trying to bribe them into making a porn together.

But overall, it was a great vacation. Let’s just say... it paid itself.

But since this your party mama, I brought you a gift : a brand new gown. So now at least you have two!

I guess this is all the time we had for today! And remember to eat your dog!

Now let me introduce to the stage my ex best friend Cristal Clear : we used to really get along until the day I convinced her to play “head, shoulders, knees and toes”. Make it run, Sister! Oh wait...

Thank youuu "Donut Charms", who knew carbs could be so perfect.

Well hello hello! First off, I have to thank Baylor for allowing me to return and come back into this competition. God knows- mama needs an improve in reddit and her queens runways, so she gave a bitch a call.

In all honesty, I really do admire Baylor. She is fierce, yet kind and will hold her own ground. Oh wait- until her Dad says no that is. Perhaps it's a little early, but happy Sweet 16 mama!!

Now now, some of you might be wondering why she brought a dead bitch like me back? That is because Baylor herself died many a years ago, yes those baby Omen days of looking like a knockoff daughter of Mariah Balenciaga have been put to REST honey and I present you now; the finest Electric Pokemon of all the regions.

Oh, and- Mother, why you always lyin'?
God knows you are an angel, you don't gotta do the devils deed of complimenting all these thirsty queens each week. 

I also want to say, mother you do deserve respect. Like my own theme this week, I believe you understand the struggle of coming up from the ashes and building your own. So mother, now that you are at the top, when the fuck you gonna give me some rich rhinestoned gown realness?

Now now, one last thing. Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent, mother is after. And it DO take nerve- looking at all theeese queens, she needs to add motherfuckin' patience to that list. This format, oh mama is here for one thing and one thing only; DRAMA.

Oh, me again. Dead Kelly coming back back back back BACK again, can you believe it?
Baylor, you are the clear front runner in Talians race. I just hope you are prepared to get fucked from behind on finale night (;

Ah now we got the filler queens out of the way, it's time for me to take the stand

I'm just kidding Dead Kelly, welcome back to the competition you know, as Morgan McMichaels say, you look pretty good for a dead bitch... except that well you don't look good, you're just a dead bitch

You know everyone was wondering the true reason why I eliminated Dead Kelly, it wasn't because she's competition, it wasn't because I was afraid of her, it's because I thought she was actually dead from her choppy looks.

But this spit roast isn't about Dead Kelly, it's about a someone who is praised by absolutely no one but herself, Baylor!

Baylor is so egotistical that half the challenges we've done so far have been about her in some sort of fashion, "I want you to roast me, I want you to be a hustler like me, This snatch game is in the hood cause I'm in the hood baby" like I get the show is called Baylor's drag race but come on girl this is ridiculous

Now I actually had the pleasure of being Baylor's partner back when she was known as Brianna, and it was one of the best experiences I had with Baylor. No really she really opened my eyes and made me take a step back in realizing that I needed to invest in some ear plugs.

Like seriously Baylor you cry more on camera than Nikki Grahme does on Big Brother, I'm surprised you aren't flipping out right now because I'm being too mean.

Oh sorry Baylor you probably don't know that reference like you didn't know what Japanese people were in Lynda's

Speaking of Lynda's I'm finally women enough to say it, congratulations on getting the pitty crown you deserve it, I'm sure Lynda's PTSD was worth it from dealing with you

I mean what other reason was there for Lynda leaving tengaged? She needed to get checked into BA meetings ASAP, along with Nijoco, Bella Charming, and Aurora Belranchy herself!

Although I really hope after this race and winning the crown that you finally have enough money to stop reusing looks after all this time. Oh wait you give all your good looks to Aphrodite Starchild that's

Aphrodite now I'm not saying it's rigged for but.... It's rigged for you. Hey look at the bright side, it's a nice change of pace from what your used to.

Like don't get me wrong, I would feel really bad for you losing your crown, however I can't really sympathize with you because your stupid enough to sign up for Omen's in the first place.

On one final note Baylor, I want to thank you for this opportunity to have me come up here and try my best at roasting you. For my final parting gift I want you to know I called the mental hospital and there here to take you back to your cell thank you.

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