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Cackling at this lipsync

runway https://imgur.com/zHEk1jI

MY FUCKING EYES
WHY DID I COME IN HERE

RUNWAY:
https://imgur.com/O9f2xj7
https://imgur.com/zrxi76Z
https://imgur.com/PdqcTNA
https://imgur.com/wVlReBB

CF:for my blue runway I am channeling the iconic Diva Plavalaguna, an alien opera singer from the iconic 90s sci-fi movie The Fifth Element. (if you haven't watched it watch it it's a classic). I didn't want to be just a basic blue alien in blue paint and a body suit so I decided to turn it up a notch and channel an alien that's blue and iconic.

Inspiration for Look:

Runway: https://imgur.com/a/zJeqmVz

CF: I am the goddess of the sea. If you're good to me, I will be good to you. You will have fish for the rest of your life. If you're bad to me, however... prepare for a tsunami!

Starring:
E.Z. Mode as Officer Fagney
Aphrodite Starchild as Officer Gaycey



Officer Fagney: We have a 6969 at the intersection of Alaska Avenue and Bianca Boulevard! Two filler queens got into a catfight, and one killed the other! OKURRR!

Officer Gaycey *Speaking into radio*: Again?! That's the third time this week... HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?! I'll be there ASAP! OKURRR! *Puts down radio* Alaska and Bianca is like drag queen Compton, I LOVE IT!!

*Aerial footage of Officer Gaycey's police car driving erratically on the road. She hits everything in sight. Traffic cones, stop signs, Roxxxy Andrews' mom, etc.*

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*Gaycey arrives on the scene. There's glitter, feathers, and blood EVERYWHERE*

Gaycey: SWEET MARY POPPINS! Is that Derrick Barry?!

Fagney: It is! It's a godawful mess, I know, but we do have a clue as to the murderer's identity!

*Fagney pulls out a bowl filled with turquoise stones*

Fagney: We found this lovely turkwahz all over the scene! I think it must have fallen off the perpetrator's outfit!

Gaycey: *Gasp* She must have gone as BLIND AS STEVIE WONDER PLAYING PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY stoning that thing!

*Fagney slaps Gaycey in the back of the head*

Fagney: Get your ass out of your ears, Gaycey!

Gaycey: Ouch! You slap harder than RuPaul! CHEESE AND CRACKERS! Anyway, do we now how these bitches got into a fight?

Fagney: Witnesses say the victim called the perp's drag "ratchet." Reportedly, the perp replied "bitch, I'm the Subway Queen! EAT FRESH, MAWMA!" From what we can tell, the perp wasn't as angry at the insult as much as the fact that the victim let her walk the street like that!

Gaycey: Wait a minute! Turkwahz... Subway... needing to be told that her drag is caca doody... I got it! *Does happy dance* It was Alexis Michelle what done it!

Fagney: AW SHIT! You figured it out, Gaycey! How does it feel to solve a crime?

Gaycey: I LOVE MY JOB! I guess you could say that Alexis... *Puts on sunglasses* wanted to Barry the hatchet!



Fagney: That was fucking foul, Gaycey.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NVgFVsk1kNKkTOj8AIqx53SYGNScl_Yi79eos5IgUlA/edit?usp=sharing
https://i.imgur.com/51HsJqd.png

why yes im wearing boots around my neck thanks for noticing