Thiccness McChrist - Main Challenge

Welcome to Cyborgasmic, a one-of-a-kind extraterrestrail robot sex hotel, where our cybernetic staff are eager to tend to your every need.

Here at Cyborgasmic, we employ top-of-the-range lovebots to help you satisfy your cravings, whatever they may be. Our waterproof models can offer blowjobs in the swimming pool, our caddyshack bots can get down and dirty in the bushes on our beautiful golf course, and you can talk our furrybots a walk around the stunning hotel grounds as they bark and beg for you.

Our newest addition to the hotel is our dungeon, where our deliciously domineering dominatrixbots can spank you until you beg for mercy, and will shove whatever you want inside you! (Construction equipment and exotic fruits not provided – must be provided by resident)

We offer delicious meals of all kinds of cuisines that you can eat at our luxurious rotating restaurant, out of a lovebot’s cleavage (asscrack included), or off the floor while being spanked like the dirty pig you are. Our robotic chefs serve Mexican Mondays, Chinese Tuesdays, Wakandan Wednesdays, Israeli-Palestinian Thursdays, Former Yugoslavian Fridays, South Asian Saturdays, and Starvation Sundays. For a limited time only, to celebrate our newly opened dungeon, you can experience a golden shower of champagne straight from a robo-urethra to your mouth, and if you enter our prize draw, you could win the chance to lick canned tuna off of a lovebot’s boot while being called a disgusting little fag whore. (Please enquire within for alterative dirty names)

All bedrooms come fitted with en suite bath, shower and glory hole, and beds are fitted with remotes for calling lovebots to your room, allowing you to specify the model suited to your needs and desires. Our luxury beds can survive the most rigorous of use, so feel free to make as much mess and madness as they want! They all get incinerated afterwards anyway.

All rooms come with a gorgeous view of the unique surroundings. Cyborgasmic Hotel and Spa is located on Reiner Gamma on Earth’s moon, making it the first lunar sex robot hotel of its kind. Not only does this allow for truly breath-taking (literally) scenery, but means you will be far away from any prying eyes who might wish to spy on what you and our lovebots do during your stay.

Nigel, 54, Stoke-on-Trent: “I was giving up on my dream of getting a right good rogering, what with the wife always watching over me after she heard I made out with a barman at Club Rosebud, but thanks to Cyborgasmic my dream came true. I met a wonderful lovebot named Deshawn, and he battered my prostate so hard I slept for 16 hours afterwards! Being located on the Moon meant I needn’t worry about my wife finding out, until she finds this TripAdvisor review that is.” ★★★★★

Shalissa, 22, Salt Lake City: “I’ve always wanted to fuck an alien. At least I got the chance to fuck a green robot with a juicy, ultra-realistic ass while looking down on Earth from the Moon. I’ll never forget my experience at Cyborgasmic, and can’t recommend it highly enough. You’ve never had a hook up until you’ve fucked a robot in outer space.” ★★★★

So book your trip to Cyborgasmic Hotel and Spa now! The future is cumming, are you?

Thiccness - Room design - https://i.snag.gy/q9whVO.jpg
Runway look coming soon

Presnting the new Southern 3 Star Hotel Chain....NOT A HISPANIC HIDEAWAY.

Our slogan to the world is "We won't separate you from your children...we have amazing family rooms!"

Here at a N.A.H.H. When we get asked "Are you harbouring any illegal undoucmented Mexicans? We say NAHH! Our hotel is whiter than high school cheerleading and the 100m breaststroke Olympic finals!

Here we beleive that American means inclusiveness for all and by all we mean white people and the whole Obama family. Which is why we have a strict policy on what our guests wear!

NOT ACCEPTABLE - https://prnt.sc/k31zcl
VERY ACCEPTABLE - https://prnt.sc/k31ygl

We are being ambitious and plan to open 24 locations** within the first 3 years starting with our new premises here in El Paso, Texas!

Look at our other locations here - https://prnt.sc/k329c8

**locations being in close proximity to border crossing hotspots is 100% coinsidental.

At our hotel you can take part in many activies...
- Not being deported
- Having your children be within 15m of you at all times
- Privillege
- Fifa 13
- Daily English classes

We also have a range of amenities to make your very short stay more comfortable...
- Air Con
- Drag Con
- Tap Water
- More than 2 but less than 4 channels on your FREE TV set.
- Beds
- Windows
- SO MUCH MORE!!!!!

Here are a few images of your typical NAHH family size room.
- https://prnt.sc/k32drj (please note duvet, laptop and cup of chia tea latte not include in standard package)
- https://prnt.sc/k32e4a (only 31% of rooms have stools)

Who is funding this luxury hotel you're asking?
Well that's none of your fucking business! I can tell you Plai Station did the interior decor and my what a good job he did.

Oh look here is Bloom Bastquie (defo 100% not the owner, manager or any type of shareholder) marching the runway in her all white privellage eleganza! Yes queen.

https://prnt.sc/k323my

Is that a wig she's wearing. Yes. Yes it is.

Basic Bitch Menyou
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Water - Free! (Max 2 per person)
Holy Water - $5
Egg - Weight dependent ($1-$1.30)
Slice of Bread - White - $1
                      - Brown - $0.50
Enchilladas - $2
Tortillas - $2
Pie-ella - $3

Upper Class Menyou
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Braised Leeks with Mozzarella & a Fried Egg - $30
Smoked Pork Jowl with Pickles - $30
Scallop Sashimi with Meyer Lemon Sauce - $30
Vegan Charcuterie - $0.000000001
Pappardelle with Sea Urchin and Cauliflower - $30

Thiccness McChrist - runway
https://i.snag.gy/HaBDnx.jpg
I'm a sexbot on the moon and I'm feeling amaazinngg

Plai Statiòn

The Hive Hotel

Located at Los Angeles California, The Hive Hotel offers a wide variety of services that have for everyone. From the hardest of workers to those who just want to relax with family and friends.

You could choose to relax at the hotel's luxurious spa with honey facial scrubs and plenty of other spa treatments using honey and don't worry, if you're not a big fan of honey we even have normal spa treatments such as hot tubs, saunas and we even offer manicures and pedicures!

After that, why not have a meal in our restaurant? We have several dishes, both savoury and sweet containing and not containing honey! Such as our famous spiced honey buffalo wings, lemon and honey drizzle cake and for those not interested in honey, our garlic and herb crusted lamb! We even have special themed dinners every day to keep variety. And all honey we do use is sourced from sustainable beekeepers we know and trust.

We also have a bar near the restaurant if you fancy a few drinks before you head out to our entertainment lounge and watch some sports on the TV, live performances and many more! And for the kids we have an arcade where they can earn tickets and cash them in for prizes!

And with our Worker Bee Gift card, the more you stay in the hotel the more awesome things will be available to you, from a free prize in the arcade for 10 days to a free spa treatment for a 14 days!

Here is an example of one of our rooms: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9e/83/ab/9e83ab3c09043b53a40549d213fc82b8.jpg

So what are you waiting for? Come down to The Hive Hotel today!!

CF: For this challenge I've taken a more realistic route with my hotel, but keeping within a theme. After all, a hotel has to be profitable doesn't it?

CF: For this runway I'm giving Omen some queen bee business. Especially since I'm the owner of The Hive I have to be the queen bee!

*Walks down runway*
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/85I5rqo

*Lifts up glasses*
https://m.imgur.com/o924gyz

Are you a pervert? Do you want Bebe to take her clothes off and smoke weed? Will Bebe take you off of fucking Instagram? Well don't worry, you have come to the right place! The Pervert Hotel is now opening for business! This hotel came to life when future queen of pop Miss Bebe Rexha made her now iconic Instagram live "Perverts, get off my live chat". There is now a hotel for those perverts.

Located in Dildo, Newfoundland, this hotel is for perverts all around the globe.

Some activities/amenities in this hotel include:
- Skinny dipping! With an actual pool!
- A dildo shaped waterslide!
- Spa treatment! (Masks use Bebe's real sweat from her live chats)
- Workout room! (All machines shaped like bongs)
- Alcohol!
- Being a douche!

Here is your room! We want nothing but the best for our perverts: https://imgur.com/a/ey8fT1G

Some food here that is served can be anything you want...but we're kinda on a budget...like a low one...like a LOWWWW one. So the dust on your floors can do for now. In the future though, we might even have some dead rats for you to eat! Who knows? ENJOY YOUR DUST PARTICLES!

We here at the Pervert Hotel want nothing but the best for our guests. Our motto is "This is NOT only for the Rexhars and the Bad Bitches, it's for everyone".

Runway:
https://imgur.com/a/L4fzgZO

CF: I have decided to show some skin because that's what perverts like right? I am serving pinkalicious and I am living for it.

Welcome to Hell!  I mean, Arendelle.  So, in case you didn’t notice, there’s one hell of a blizzard going on.  The castle is run by ecoterroristic nazis, so the only place you can stay is this recently renovated inconveniently located castle.  It had a beautiful mountaintop view overlooking a frozen bay - when clouds aren’t covering it - and has the lowest risk of avalanches in the entire kingdom, with only a High risk from day to day.  Let’s take a look inside!

https://goo.gl/images/LYshn9

https://goo.gl/images/mR7sRi

Your amenities include this cheap sleeping bag sewed from clothing scraps from some dead bodies we found after an avalanche and a dead cactus that’s literally only there for feng shuei or some shit.  If you’re hungry, we have snow cream, snow shakes, and our local specialty, blocks of ice!  Generally nobody stays here because everyone either died or lives in the town, but we will be happy to demolish your wallet if you make the terrible decision to visit a modern communist frozen hell.  While you’re here, you can try to reason with the nearby evil leader, Elsa, and try to convince her to let it the fuck go.  Be warned, if you don’t introduce yourself by saying “heil Elsa” she’ll shoot an icicle at your head. 

If you’re looking for a terrible trip that will leave you colder than a republican heart, look no further than That’s A Hotel?  Igloo Resort!  In Arendelle.  If you enjoyed this synopsis, my name is Pammy.  If you disliked it, well, have fun fucking freezing to death you pig.  Heil Elsa!

https://imgur.com/a/liYL41F

I’m serving humanoid semi-wealthy cougar Elsa in her mid 40s.  Fuck me or pay me.