Welcome to Bootleg Opinions! I'm Rita Bitch, and I'm about to read some bitches.

Category is: HAIR TO THE GAWDS! Why are we yelling?

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Up first, it's Talianna Thee Icon!



🇬🇾 The outfit alone is great. We love an African moment. But even beyond that, I think you were the only one who really did something worthy of the title "HAIR TO THE GAWDS". That dancing sculpture is iconic, and I'm surprised that you were the only queen with a reveal. TOOT!

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Next down the runway: Eden Gardens!



😇 Gold mixed with any color goes well, and this is a nice pink. However, it doesn't read "HAIR TO THE GAWDS" to me. The wig isn't the standout piece, so you sucked at that game. Still, it's a soft TOOT.

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Next up: La Cucaracha!



🪳 The coloration and texture of the hair in your outfit is so flat, it doesn't really read as hair, and that means that you look like you're wearing a pretty, but boring black gown. Rather than "HAIR TO THE GAWDS", you look more like you're being attacked by the Venom symbiote. It's a soft BOOT.

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Coming to a theater near you, it's Anita Nap!



🛌🏼 This is nice and stylish. You're like a recently widowed French socialite whose husband did NOT die of natural causes. The hair is much more ambitious than your competition, which was the main point of the challenge. TOOT!

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Is that a Gameboy Advance SP, with a backlit screen? No it's, Plai Statión!



🕹️ I think you fulfilled the assignment of HTTG. It's not the biggest, but it's interesting. You look like you're part of the Boseman, Montana local theater production of the Lion King. We stan your support of the arts, but I think a little more embellishment would serve you well. I almost want to give it a NOOT, but that'd make the charts more confusing, so I'm giving you the SOFTEST possible BOOT.

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Here she comes! It's Avra K. Davra!



🪄 This dress is WONDERFUL. However, this green wig isn't doing much for me. It feels like you had this outfit that you wanted to use and you threw on a green afro to fulfill the HTTG requirement. Still, the dress saves it. TOOT!

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Zsa Zsa Tea, making her way downtown!



☕ I love an arts and crafts moment. Only real issue is I think wig should be even BIGGER, or at least more vertical. Right now, you look like you're wearing an overcooked McDonald's hashbrown on your head. You could've had a Bride of Frankenstein wig, with rainbow stripes rather than white. Regardless, it's a nice look. TOOT!

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Finally, we have Ruby Velvet!



💎 At first glance I liked this look, but I noticed issues as I looked closer. Now, let me explain. This look basically has four elements (no, not water, earth, fire, and air): The top, the sleeves, the boots, and the hair. All of them look nice individually, but not together. The top looks like you're on a mariachi swim team (and I mean that in the most complementary way). The sleeves are that inflated trashbag look that we all love. The boots are straight out of a discotheque. The hair and makeup is obviously very fun and colorful '80s. Forgive me, but this is a solid BOOT.

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Top toot for week is...
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TALIANNA THEE ICON! She's hair to make it clear!

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Remember Utica's lesson: If you can't grow it naturally, wearing one is a hate crime!

See you next time!