Graceyoncé Thee Unicorn
Maxi Challenge:
GraceyoncĂ©: Hey there bitches!!! Itâs me GraceyoncĂ© here with a nice, relaxing, and iconic vacation plan for yâall!!! You know there are many amazing places out here, but there is one place in mind that I am thinking that is going to be the best place to visit because itâs my FAVORITE.
Queen: Oooh whatâs that GraceyoncĂ©!!!
GraceyoncĂ©: Well hunty, lemme spill all the tea to you, today we are going on a LOVELY vacation toâŠâŠ MY MAMAâS HOUSE IN JACKSONVILLE!!! Thatâs right, we are gonna have some fun in the sun with the woman who popped me out her pussy.
Queen: Ooooh I canât wait to slay the day with your mommy GraceyoncĂ©!!!
My mom: Welcome child, we are gonna have such a blast today!!!
GraceyoncĂ©: Well girlies, lemme fill you in on all the amazing activities we will be doing while we are here!!! First when we arrive, you will receive a complimentary hug from my mama. Then we are going to take yâall to an amazing brunch to Hamburger Maryâs where your pussy will be slayed and your shmoney will be spent by seeing iconic queens performing!!!
Queen: Yesss lemme go broke now with those tips!!!
Graceyoncé: Once brunch is over and you have gotten all tipsy off the bottomless mimosas, we are gonna go to THE BEACH!!! My mom and I will make sure you get our family beach experience, and you get to also meet the family bitch, Tinkie!!!
Queen: Hey Tinkie baby!!!
Tinkie: WOOOOF!!!
Graceyoncé: Also who can go to the beach without being basic white gals and getting STARBUCKS. I also got my Tinkie her whipped up cream.
*Tinkie eats cup of whipped cream and begs for my momâs drink*
My mom: Heyyy no begging sweetie!!!
GraceyoncĂ©: Then after the beach, itâs time to get a big blow by goingâŠ. INDOOR SKYDIVING.
Queen: *flies in the air* GIMME THAT BLOW BABY.
My mom: *flies in the air* You are my new child woooo!!!
Graceyoncé: Then next we are going down to the city my mom makes her bank which is St. Augustine!!! First we are going to betray our pussies by going to the cat café!!!
Queen: Omg I love these fur babiess. *cat scratches queen in the face* I love you for this mama Graceyoncé!!!
Graceyoncé: Now it is time to have a marvelous and scrumptious dinner at a Creole restaurant. Now we have to pick this place cuz people will be saying Thee Graceyoncé has a Creole accent and my mama supports that, so should you!!!
Queen: Mmmmm gimme more margs and spice now!!!
GraceyoncĂ©: Next you thought you spent your money on tips, now itâs time to go crystal searching on St. George street!!!
My mom: Also tarot reading your future!!!
Queen: Omg I am ready for these beauties to determine my marriage!!!
Graceyoncé: Now to finish the day off, it is time to return to Thee Unicorn haus, I mean apartment to get drunk off our asses with Malibu rum and cranberry juice!!! You get soo drunk my mama drags me out of bars!!!
Queen: WOOO THIS IS THE BEST VACATION EVER GRACEYONCĂ AND MOMMAYONCĂ THEE UNICORN!!!
My mom: Youâre welcome child, I hope you had a great day!!! *HUGS*
Graceyoncé: Now this is based on an absolute true story ya hear, so this means you have to absolutely go on this vacay!!!! And if you choose to stay more nights, we got some more plans and sunburns coming your way!!!
My mom: Well listen to my daughter, and please come to my house TODAY!!!
Queen: I feel like a gotta new mommy now thanks to this vacay!!! *cries*
Runway:
https://imgur.com/a/076ClcQ
Flower, flower, flower, SHADES. Tonight I am a big ass shady lady, I mean literally, and serving yâall summer vibes!!!