Hello, I'm RheeqRheeq Off-The-Chain, but you may know my male name out of drag - Rosie O'Donnell.
Sure, there are many wigs for drag queens, but are you tired of people calling you a twink and a boy when you are out of drag?
Fear not, my prepubescent crossdressers, for we have a surefire way to kickstart your bear career! Introducing the CHEST WIG!
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The best part is, it's removable, so you don't have to worry about constantly shaving so you can be a convincingly fishy woman. But don't just take it from me, take it from my special guest, who also uses the Chest Wig, Ms. Lady Bunny!
LB: You know, I always go for the biggest and the bushiest wigs. The Chest wig helps me where my normal wigs can't! It's so easy to use, and I just love all the colors and designs that they come in! Like...
First Hair in Honey Blonde...
Total Sasquatch in Jet Black...
And even Pubescent Puff in Silver!
I can't wait to show my drag daughters how to be a top... AND a bottom! Thanks, Chest Wig!
RR: *laughs* She'll do anything for 3 dollars, folks... If you call right now, we'll also include a bottle of testosterone pills, because it's obvious you want to throw your drag career down the toilet!
Chest Wig - Now with extra sleaziness!
