*the queens walk back to the werkroom and open the pink furry box*
Amanduhh : 4 lipsticks
Holli : 1 lipstick
*the queens question Miso and Margaret about who they voted for*
Hello hello hello! Welcome ladies to the werkroom for the last time. Next episode is finaleā¦ can you believe it? It feels like yesterday we said goodbye to Amanduhh (again). Actually as I am writing this it hasnāt happened yet but you didnāt hear that from me.
As last destination we flew toā¦
š®š¹ MOTHER LAND. ITALY!
And I donāt know if you know. But Italy has finally RIGHTFULLY won the Eurovision Song Contest thanks to gods MĆ„neskin. Soā¦ the competition is coming right here in Milan. And you will be partecipating!
This week you will two main tasks :
šæ Create a song worthy of winning ESC 2022. You have total control over your song but there are three rules :
- the song canāt be over one minute.
- you have to rewrite the lyrics to a non-English song of your choice (so you will also be judged on your ability to do so and keep the metric) so NO ORIGINAL TRACKS! Any language is good, even not European ones.
- you have to keep the original title in the original language in your lyrics.
= recording isnāt mandatory but very recommended.
šŗ Write a short presentation for yourself (you can create a new persona for the challenge) and the FICTIONAL country you will be representing in the contest. This has to be funny and not too long.
Later on the runway category is : š„§ NIGHT OF 1000 TWINKIES. Recreate your favorite look of mine. I donāt need a recreation to the tea. Just reinvent one of Twinkiesās looks to make them fit your personality. But also there still needs some sort of direct linking between the two. Here are ALL of my looks :
Ms Anita Nap is representing the proud nation of Naptonia in Twinkivision. Naptonia has recently passed a law granting every citizen the right to have a peaceful sleep whenever they want. If they want to sleep at schoolā¦sure! If you want to sleep on the jobā¦sure! If you want to sleep through the other entrants of Twinkivisionā¦sureā¦in fact we actively encourage this judging by the state of some of these other contestants. The people of Naptonia have naps at least three times a day and trust us theyāre needed as we need every single hour of beauty sleep possible (Weāre not known for being look queens).
The song āHeat of the nightā is an empowering anthem about not sacrificing a good nightās sleep for anybody! Your bed is one of the only things that wonāt let you downā¦unless youāre Twinkies of course, who routinely breaks her bed.
Heat of the night - Lyrics!
-Verse-
You told me that this bed was big enough for two,
but that was just a lie, it could barely fit your shoe.
I had to kick you out, thereās no way that Iād share
I still wouldnāt care, even if you were a bear.
Or had golden hair with 12 inches to spareā¦
-Chorus-
Apologies you have to go,
my sleep is worth much much more!
You may look like a stunning beaut,
But my bed is just more cute!
In the heat of the night
I need my nap or Iāll just fight!
Without my daily slumber Iāll look like a fright
ā¦..sleep will make it right!
Original song (Vocal starts from roughly the 1 minute mark):
(Sample taken roughly from about 0:54 to give me a bit of an intro and my vocal starts from 0:59/ 1:00 mark)
Original Artist: Nanase Aikawa
Original Langauge: Japanese
Original lyrics: I couldnāt find the original lyrics to this song. Apart from āHeat of the Nightā all of the lyrics have been based on my idea and have been moulded to fit the metric.
I used Twinkiesā iconic pizza look as inspiration for my own look this episode.
I chose this look to honour the country we visited this week, ITALIA. I created my own spin on the pizza dress look as I didnāt want to copy the dress outright. The bodice represents the classic margarita pizza (The national pizza of Italy as the ingredients represents the Italian flag) and the rest of the dress is adorned with my favourite toppingā¦spicy, thick pepperoni. Thick meat makes everything better, right? I hope the judges think Iām a crust above the competition this week.
*Flings self on stage*
My name is Holli Daze and I am here representing Dazeonia. I have been dreaming of this moment my whole life! As I grew up I always wanted to perform your all. Aaaahhhh, I'm so excited, I just.....just might......
*explodes into a puddle of random excitement and doves (Dazeonia's Nation bird)*
*the Judges sit confused, but intrigued*
*One of the doves metamorphoses back into Holli*
Sorry about that. That happens when I get nervousā¦or excitedā¦or any strong emotion
*The Judges are confused as hell at this point*
Well, I think Iāve stalled long enough, I guess I should sing now.
I decided to go with this feathered Gladiator look of Twinkies', but wanted to bring a more sleek and glamorous side of it out. Such a fun look to redo
Hi Everyone, and thank you for joining me to represent the nation of Saltaly. Saltaly is the nations cornerstone of bitterness. If you were to talk to someone on the street, theyād tell you 5 things theyād like to hit you with. Combined with the amount of radiation from Chernobyl, which is 5 miles away, weāre kind of built to kill. Speaking of kill, Twinkiesvision are you ready?
The song I will be singing today is called perfect world. Perfect world is a breakup song all about how youāre done with all of the shadiness of your ex lover, so you embody the nation of Saltaly by getting salty, and bitter, and crazy, and weirdly smart.
Miso Yung Verse
āāāāāāāāāāāā
Perfect World by TWICE
Miso Translation:
āāāāāāāāāāāā
I know you're hurting, I apologize
For being the type that will not let shit slide
Spare those lies, that I already know.
Cuz I took the bait, from the trap you laid
Donāt you knowā¦ā¦. It's.. too.. Late.
I always thought youād hold me tight
Always treat me good, as best as you could, Perfect World
But I woke up from those dreams, Now Iām awake and it seems
I don't need your Love!
The grand finale of the show!
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
And now it's time to let you go!
(yeah yeah, yeah, yeah)
Canāt keep this act up
If you canāt make me happy
Donāt make me hate you more (oh, oh)
I just wanted you to go away!
Get out, Get lost!!!
Block out your words like a redaction
Get out, Get lost!
Its getting outta hand, let's shut it down
Get back, and Goooooooooo!
Without looking back say, bye bye, bye
Well, since Eurovision performers have their own music videos for their songs, I decided to create a small music video for my performance as well! Enjoy my cover of the song and the music video in this link: (The song starts at 0:22 and runs till the end)
There once was a queen, and her name was Margaret
Born in 1982
Walking out the womb in 6 inch heels
She always knew what she wanted to do
To gag the audience with eleganza,
And a voice as smooth as Mario Lanza
She would bite and claw and do what it took
To make her dream come true
But then one day her parents found out
That Margaret wanted to be a queen
Breaking backs for years for naught
They'd rather their daughter be anything
For they said this path would lead to ruin
That it could ONLY lead to ruin
Lead to ruin
Lead to ruin
Lead to, lead to, lead to ruin
From that day on
She vowed to herself to be the be the best that she could be
Snap back to now, she's Milan dreaming,
Eurovision queen her destiny
Through all her life, the trouble and strife
Her looks and wit as sharp as a knife
And thus ends the tale of how Margaret Catcher came to be
V.O: Girl I am serving you high fashion! I got myself a gastro and used the extra skin to make an even better garment! This look is so hot and so am I.
CHALLENGE
Intro:
*A closet is positioned at the center of the stage, the audience is visibly confused*
*Tamar Indo struts out of the closet pulling a guy out from behind her, she starts waving at the cheering audience*
Well hello everyone! My name is Tamar Indo and I'm proud to represent the beautiful country Findohomo. In our country we love exposing straight hunks for what they truly are, A SUBMISSIVE TWINK, it's our favorite hobby, apart from eating each other out and-, never mind! We work night and day to pull out every closeted homosexual out of their little cocoon so they can spread their wings and stop fucking mentally with their beautiful girlfriends!
Now, we canāt do this 24/7 which is why I've made it my job to create this song which will provide you with intricate details, (whispers) honestly you just gotta look at his phone and check his hidden apps but bare with me, that will 100% let you know if you have lost a boyfriend and earned a girl friend.
*Tamar screams into the microphone*
NOW WHO'S READY TO EXPOSE SOME CLOSETED HOMOS BECAUSE I CERTAINLY AM! LET 'S GET IT!!!
