Hello my beautiful ladies and welcome back to my werkroom! Hi how are you? The competition is getting real isn’t it? Last week we said goodbye to Shimika Summers and...
...no wait she is still here! Hi Shimika ! Hope you liked your three minutes outside of the race. But guess what... you can’t get rid of me!
Now... the musical is a staple for drag races around the world but this time I wanted to make it more exciting. So it’s gonna be...
HEAVEN vs. HELL
you heard that right. You will be working as a team together in your respective realms to come up with two complete musicals about Heaven and Hell respectively.
But there is more :
The two eliminated girls (in this case Shimika Summers) will be joining the team they’ve been eliminated from as a member of the group.
‼️ The teams will be judged together. One team will win and so the whole group will be safe AND the eliminated girl from the team will be back in the competition from next week. One team will lose, the eliminated girl will be eliminated for good and the worst two of the group will lipsync for their lives, with one of them leaving the competition.
But more about the musical you will have to write.
- You have to individually re-write 4 already existing songs (one for each character of the story, each played by one of you). I want you to take already existing songs because you will be judged on your ability to rewrite the lyrics. So no recording needed but mind your metric and don’t just change a few words here and there.
- Between the songs you can give me a couple of lines to explain how we get from one song to another. Not mandatory.
- Your songs have to be cohesive so the sound have to be similar BUT you can’t use the same artist twice.
- Each song can be a minimum of 1 minute to a maximum of 2.
- You can add anything you want, just make sure you at least follow my prompts.
So here is the Heaven musical :
Title : THE WHOREY GHOST
Characters :
👧🏼 A girl who recently died
👼 A quirky helper
👵🏻 A grandma with a passion for dancing
👁 God (who, yes, is a woman)
SONG 1 : 👧🏼 THE GIRL
A girl just died, she sings about realizing being in Heaven, how she lost her life and how she just wants to see her grandma again.
SONG 2 : 👼 THE HELPER
An Angel who has the list of all the Heaven inhabitants sees the girl is lost and shows her all the wonders of the Heaven and is conflicted wether to give the information to the girl or not because he shouldn’t.
SONG 3 : 👵🏻 THE GRANDMA
The grandma and the girl meet, the grandma sings about the things she and the girl used to do while declaring her newfound passion for dancing.
SONG 4 : 👁 GOD
God finds out the Angel helped the girl finding her grandma and is angry. But... [finale is up to the group]
And that’s it!
Later on the runway category is : 🔥 HELL-O GORGEOUS! I want you to create a look following one of the previous themes from the hell race. Which were :
🥻 Satin
😈 Villain inspired look
🎭 Mask
You have 48 hours.
Good luck ladies and don’t fuck it up!
But if you do... prepare to lipsync to my fav musical song ever :
My modern reimagining of what Maleficent might look like if she was a gorgeous powerful woman of today- inspired by her signature black robes, twisted horns and staff but totally rebranded.
For this "Masks" runway, I am serving you a goddess under a dark spell; she's possessed by the spirits that roam the moon and the sky. But doesn't she look good as the life gets sucked right out of her? Sickening!
Presenting
The Whorey Ghost: A Soft Rock Musical
Cast:
👧🏼THE GIRL a.k.a Dead Bitch // Shimika Summers
👼THE HELPER a.k.a Messy Bitch a.k.a Calvin // Pre-Madonna
👵🏻THE GRANDMA a.k.a Old Bitch // Eden Gardens
👁 GOD a.k.a. Head Bitch // Rita Bitch
/ PLAY STARTS /
*The Girl Wakes up from a cloud looking dazed and confused and begins to walk around heaven*
/ Song Begins /
Timestamp: 0:00-1:09
What's this place that i came to
Was left to drown it safe to say now that a bitch is dead
Was blowing bubbles seeing bright
Lights and now im wet
I love this place Oh
grandma where are you girl gave me
The World you loved to twirl so come here girl dance while i bounce my curls
You pretty old bag look at your titties sag go and secure that bag heaven is gonna gag. I live for this place the lightning is great yea that's not a debate i feel so great.
/ Song Ends /
*Calvin, the gossipy trouble-making Angel on probation passes by the gates of Heaven to wait for a marijuana shipment from his smuggler in hell, a dead drag queen that goes by the name Lemonade. Apparently, she competed in several drag race contests and ended up in the bottom so much that she had to lipsync weekly; and one time, she got so litty and split her kitty and ... died. Anyways, Calvin notices an antsy girl who just came from Earth*
Calvin to himself: SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE! .... Or does she? This database is *smacks tablet* all over the place. I swear I'm going to kill the IT consultant....again.
*Calvin sees the girl frantically prancing around*
Calvin to himself: ah fuck it...
*taps girl on her shoulder*
/ Song Begins /
Timestamp: 0:00-2:02
Hi, my name is Calvin!
I’ve been watching from behind this door
And I can't help but to see
No, I can't help but to see you in those Herman Munster shoes *barfs*
Oh what are you dreading?
Why are you sweating? Like a hooker in church *girl gasps*
Oh no, there is no shame
There’s no shame, turns out our God is so pro-whore!
I should leave cause
I’m not allowed to tell you, everything I’ve come to know
No! Like no matter how much you eat
We have no fucking CALORIES!
I should leave now!
Already said too much and God will soon find out!
No! You didn’t hear this rumor from me!
In heaven, Onlyfans is FREE!
One more thing,
If you’re waiting for a ring
I’m sorry but marriages are so out-of-date
Well this calls for, an orgy!
Find your sugarcane! *Bl-w Job gesture*
It’s too late!
God’s on the way!
Bad Calvin *slaps self*, why’d you misbehave?
My ass it toast!
Here comes the pain!
Here comes the pain!
No don’t cry I
Have listened to your heart’s desire
Your soul is burning with fire
Oh! You can find your grandma training
In Heaven’s Abby Lee Dance Company!
I’ll barge in
And tell you are looking for her
Then I need get out of here!
Yeah! The iPh-aradise is pinging!
My favorite deadfluencer is live streaming! *shows girl the screen*
/ Song Ends /
*After staring at Calvin's tablet for 12.4 mins minutes before realising it's frozen, the girl insisted on seeing grandma in person. Calvin vaguely points in a general direction and 4 hours later as darkness falls, she sees a light in the distance, following it she arrives at a "costa-fucking-fortune" coffee house. Next door stands the dance studio she looked for...after paying the entry fee (basically a promise she didn't know Shanita), the girl enters and see's her grandma living her best life in Spandex and slippers.*
Grandma to self: *GASP* I need some time to think, I wasn't expecting this, poor girl, poor dear...poor dancefloor.
*Grandma hides behind a nearby column and starts to sing to herself*
/ Song Begins /
Timestamp: 00:06- 02:04
Give me a minute i
I need to catch my breath again
I was doing drop splits and learning dirty tango when
My sweetie granddaughter, she turned up out the blue
Now I know that I've got some soul searching to do
Walks out to face granddaughter
I know I passed away some months ago
I know you found it really tough
Hitting the shops and warm cocoa
The holes in my panty-hoes, you know
We have some fond memories (mem-ries)
By the time the sun rises,
And you feel like catching up
I'll be your grandma again
Right now, I feel young
Music sets my puss on fire
I can kick my leg higher
Now I'm dead
Right now, I feel young
Rhytmn sends my wig flying
I can get low without trying
Now I'm dead
Now I know that I'm not
The grandma you lost, I guess that I, feel born again
Maybe I could pick you up like I did before
Now that you're here again
Let's build a den
'Cause babe I feel like catching up
Right now, I feel young
Music sets my puss-
/ Song Ends /
*The room starts shaking. A giant floating head erupts out of the ground, accompanied by the sound of 37 billion trumpets. The sound of 1 finger snapping is heard, and sunglasses materialize on the faces of the girl and her grandma (MORTALS CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM). God begins to speak*
/ Song Begins /
Timestamp: 0:00-1:17
This is the third time now
You've given tours without my permission
Who, who, who?
Who do you think you are?
Introducing souls to heaven is what
I do, I do, I do
I don't have much fun
Sending plagues, droughts, and shit
Reuniting families, babe, that's MY schtick!
These two women, are innocent (Are innocent)
You should know better
Demoted you (Demoted you)
YOU CAUSED CHERNOBYL
You know the rules here in heaven
Three strikes, and you're out
But I'm God, and I'm merciful
I SEND YOU
TO HELL, CLEAN-UP DUTY ON
LEMONADE'S CAGE!!
