Trixie & Plai
Plai: Welcome! Welcome one and all to the most amazing and spectacular show you will ever see in your lives! The drama! The wonder! The shade of it all! We will begin our show shortly as soon as I find out where Trixie's gone off to. *Plai whispers* Trixie, where are you?
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Trixie?
*Plai begins to get a little annoyed*
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TRIXIE!!!
*Trixie storms onto the stage*
Trixie: CAN IT, HOE! *Trixie turns to face the audience with a smile* Sorry for the delay, lovely folks. I was busy erecting tonight's lineup, and boy are they erect!
Plai: Oh, I bet they are. You are so very good at erecting the lineup!
Trixie: Better than you, Plai. Now all three of our guests are ready to play hard and not disappoint. It's about to get freaky, tonight!
Plai: Hopefully not as freaky as the Halloween party you hosted.
Trixie: Oh, I hoe-sted it alright. And you loved it.
Plai: Oh, I know. *Plai whispers* The best 5 seconds of my life..
Trixie: Well, our show tonight is guaranteed to go even harder and wilder! Plai, would you do the honors of announcing our first act?
Plai: Will do, Trixie! Now our first act tonight is one that is wheel-y impressive! Ladies and gentlemen, may I please present to you, our rollerblading stunt show!
Trixie: Oh baby, that spins my head right round! I'm on the edge of my ass, since I'm not sitting.
Plai: Your ass has an edge? I didn't know that considering how flat it is.
Trixie: Hahaha... I wouldn't be surprised if you were also a flat earther, Plai.
Plai: Speaking of flatter, why don't you introduce our next act?
Trixie: You don't have to tell me twice! Now bitch, this act sure *doesn't* flatter. Unless you're into this sort of thing, but there's only so far I would go. What is a circus' most predictable yet hilarious act? That's right, the bearded lady!
Plai: Wow! I haven't seen a bearded lady so fashionable since 10 minutes ago in the dressing room.
Trixie: You mean the dressing room mirror? It sure says a lot about you if you think that act was fashionable!
Plai: *glares at Trixie* ...And it says a lot about you thinking that that colour is slimming.
Trixie: *Trixie rolls her eyes* I should've thrown all the acts away and call it a day. You're the biggest act, here.
Plai: I thought that was Courtney?
Trixie: Well, Courtney Act is a class act. All I see is a joke.
Plai: *through gritted teeth* Ooh! Looks like thereâs some tensions flaring up! Speaking of flaring up, it's time for our final act of the night, and this is by far our most dangerous performance! What's best at getting rid of some shade? Simple! Fire!
https://gt-media.imigino.com/image/1/process/1200x600?source=https://www.gaytimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/drag-race-thailand.png Trixie: âȘBurn burn burn, it's the burning bitch on fire!âȘ If only it could've been Plai volunteering for the act. What a show stopping performance to close with, nonetheless.
Plai: *angrily* Oh, that's it! I've had it up to here with you!!
Trixie: Up where? I can't see since I'm so much more elevated than you.
Plai: Alright! You had this coming to you, you bitch!! *Plai begins to throw a punch before Trixie catches her*
https://gfycat.com/unpleasantphysicalaracari Both: *with big smiles* Good night, everyone!