Snapchatta Walks In wearing a pencil skirt.
Good morning class, welcome to "Facial Expressions Class" here at Camp Tuck!
Now as you know your face, face, face, can tell a lot about you, how much you eat...or don't however that is a difference class. This class is all about learning to control your face and discuss what emotions someone is experiencing from their face.
Now we do have an exam will be in three parts.
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Match the situation to the face. (40%)
Practical task. (40%)
Bribery. (20%)
Here is an example of a "Match the situation to the face" question using my Drag mother Pearl.
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Match the following faces to the situation that just occurred.
1)
http://bit.ly/1CaJhQx a) "Clean shave, wanna feal?"
2)
http://bit.ly/1wZVK7q b) "That was a funny joke"
3)
http://bit.ly/1DbpW1k c) "Oh shit that cat just got ran over"
4)
http://bit.ly/18fH1tw d) "Look mom I brushed my teeth"
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The practical task is assessed my me the professor and involves the candidates reacting to situations I throw at them such as.
"Your pet chinchilla has been diagnosed with HIV"
"I'm a transgender woman *sobs*" ~ Monica Beverly Hillz
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For students who fail this task they get the slap treatment where I slap them and quickly take a picture of their reaction so I can pass them in the "I got slapped by a more superior queen" situation.
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