This site uses cookies. If you continue to browse the site, we shall assume that you accept the use of cookies.

[Season 2] Week 2 : 🏕 Camp Tuck

Topic » [Season 2] Week 2 : 🏕 Camp..

1775 days 5 hours ago
Talian
Hello ladies! Wow, time is flying... we’re already at Week 2! How exciting!

Last week we waved goodbye to Depresso. We will miss her, but time to move on!

Today we’re all leaving for a one week outdoor retreat in the woods for “CAMP TUCK” : the training summer camp for new and young Drag Queens to cut their teeth and learn all about this amazing art. But no, you won’t be relaxing and enjoying the cooler weather, you’ll be working!

So for this week’s maxi challenge I’m asking you to create and host a master class related to the drag world (it could be about Mug, Death Drops or even Proportionazing, you decide). The funnier the better!

Later on the runway, category is : Camp! Let’s show those MET gala hoes how it’s really done!

You have 48 hours.

Good luck ladies and don’t fuck it up.

But if you do, prepare to move us all on the notes of one of the most iconic camp songs ever :

1774 days 22 hours ago
Ajathekween
Coco Puff

Runway: https://imgur.com/gallery/sKtfDHG

EVERYBODY SAY LOVE!! I am serving hearts glamour.
1774 days 16 hours ago
AquaStorme3
Mystia Blanc

Runway: http://imgur.com/a/GwLhp1Z

Tonight's look I'll be giving you literal camp but just not the tent set up but afterwards I'll be giving you gender fuck to filth tbh.  My camp met gala look is a reveal look and it's ready for the red carpet.
1773 days 23 hours ago
AquaStorme3
A fun Camp Counselor look I did for funzies so I hope you like it and also I'll be giving my presentation in my workshop so enjoy!

Camp Look: http://imgur.com/a/iMWypBV
1773 days 22 hours ago
AquaStorme3
Drag Workshop Presentation:

Hiya campers! Mystia Blanc here ready to educate you on how deep your tucks can be and what happens after 8 hours in drag. Actually nah, I'm gonna expl1ain the basis of "What the Hell is Drag?!"
And I'm simply gonna go over the main parts of it so it's not a 3 hour presentation workshop now a further a do let's begin!!

Q. So first general question is of course what the hell is drag?
A. Well drag is a form of performance arts where you get to lipsync the night away to male or female songs or both if you are into that kinky business. Lol and you get to perform as a male or a female or something else. And yes drag could also be known for men or women being in dresses, wigs, busted makeup mugs, dirty panty hose (like Adore Delano), and tucks that smell so bad it's a crime.

Q. The next question is generally what are the fucking types of drag as of now?
A. And that answer is mainly hella complex but the basic types of drag includes: Drag Kings, Drag Queens, Bio Drag Kings, Bio Drag Queens, Androgony, Gender Fuck, and much more (please don't quote me if Gender Fuck Drag is a thing idk lmao)

Q. The third overall question roughly is how can I start to do drag if i wanted to ever in my weird  socially awkward life?
A. Well um to answer that question would be that if you have the passion, the makeup skills or whatever the equivalent is, a sex drive if you got that, tape if you like it feisty, and the will to memorize all the lipsyncs you do then you can do drag any type at all fuck gender sterotypes tbh!!

Q. The final question to this questionable but interesting workshop is that have you seen a drag queen tuck and if so how big was it? Lmao jk jk .
The actual last question is what are the best parts about being a drag performer?
A. That answer is quite simple actually and that's making new friends along the way and learning from other performers even if you don't do certain types of drag you can always learn from anyone. (To answer that question is not irl but on Instagram shhhh long story lmao)

Well that concludes this fucked up but really fun drag workshop on "What the Hell is Drag?!"
I hope you enjoy this I know I did hehe and I hope you enjoy the rest of camp. Lol like always stay bold,  stay fierce, stay you!
1773 days 18 hours ago
Batt0uredd
Trixie Newage

The campers all get seated, but where is the teacher? Wait, who's that fierce bitch walking in the room?
https://66.media.tumblr.com/5497cf80c8040fbcc29a7a82661d3913/tumblr_nvb1wc1iB51qac1soo1_500.gif
It's camp counselor Newage~

Trixie: Zip your snatches, tighten them and listen up! I'll do the talking here. My name is Trixie Newage, and here you'll learn the benefits of being a catty fake ass hoe.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-06/26/15/asset/1993dc4fe431/anigif_sub-buzz-85-1561562102-1.gif?downsize=700:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto

Trixie:
Number 1: It's a little known secret that being fake is *the most important* part of drag. Forget performance, fashion, just throw that out the window. Fake people get clout! The audience will EAT. YOU. UP. The production will EAT. YOU. UP. It doesn't matter how good you are, because you can fake that, too!

Number 2: Statistically, the real you is a fucking mess and has no place in drag, you pathetic poor souls. For sad sacks like you bitches, not being yourself will actually make you someone! As long as you're in the drag world, you are that someone, so toss that mess out in the dumpster like your mothers should've done. xx

https://media1.giphy.com/media/1443TZTGQzdqlW/giphy.gif

Trixie: Oh...oops. I didn't plan any other bullets, but you get the picture! No matter how much effort you put in, as long as it looks visible that you're trying to improve, you'll have floods of stans rooting for you. And one more thing: If a hoe tries to call you out and say you're fronting, you say "HELL YEAH, I AM!" Don't be ashamed about it.

That's all for this class, remember what you learned and you can slay it! Mwah! x

Runway: https://imgur.com/a/L8Axi57
1773 days 12 hours ago
Talian
[12 hours extension]
1773 days 9 hours ago
Ajathekween
*Coco Walks in*

Hey y’all I’m Cocahina Puff Puff Pass a.k.a Coco Puff and Welcome to Camp Tuck. Today I’m teaching you retarded bitches about Drag Queen Etiquette because you white girls at a gay bars just don’t get.

DISCLAIMER: I’m here NOT to deal with yo bullshit but to get paid, AND I WILL BEAT EVERYONE OF Y’ALL ASSES, I’M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOM OKAY. AND IF I WAS I WOULD’VE ALREADY WOOPED OFF IN YA ASS. So sit back and relax

Number 1: DO NOT GET ON THE STAGE WHEN A DRAG QUEEN IS PERFORMING

You drunk hoes love to get on stage to while the queens perform. Don’t fucking do that shit. This is my show not yours and it’s distracting from the queens audience. Also what queen wants to perform when you want twerk your flat ass. Not in this neck of the woods. Some girl said that she wanted to go on stage and I said, “Sweetie not the fuck ur not”
And the rest was herstory. So please sit ur ass down and enjoy my performance.

Number 2: DON’T YOU EVER STEEL A GIRL’S TIPS

Some of you little badass bitches think it’s so cute to steel my tips. Do you not realize that tips are most of the income for queens. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MUTHAFUKIN MIND!! I dare you to steel my tips see if I don’t bussst yo ass. You wanna steel my money my mula. That’s what’s gonna get you shot. You are a
interfering with a queens paycheck. So, unless you want me to crush your head at any moment don’t SNATCH MY TIPS. Y’all want my to drink.

*Takes a swig is Hennessy*

Hennessy is good for the soul. It’s touches the heart. It sits RIGHT IN MY SPIRIT.

Number 3: DONT TOUCH A DRAG QUEEN

KEEP YOUR NASTY ASS HANDS TO YOURSELF...unless you want to fuck me but that’s a different story. If you touch a drag queen wanting to know what a pad feels like or what rubber titties feel like. DONT DO IT. This makes a queen feel uncomfortable and weird. Especially that time when Adore got fingered in the butt. WHO DOES THAT. I OUGHTA CHOP YA FINGER OFF.  Don’t touch queens cause it’s nasty you fucking petophile.

That is all the time a had. Peace bitches
1773 days 3 hours ago
AlanDuncan
Snapchatta Walks In wearing a pencil skirt.

Good morning class, welcome to "Facial Expressions Class" here at Camp Tuck!

Now as you know your face, face, face, can tell a lot about you, how much you eat...or don't however that is a difference class. This class is all about learning to control your face and discuss what emotions someone is experiencing from their face.

Now we do have an exam will be in three parts.
----------------------------------------------
Match the situation to the face. (40%)
Practical task. (40%)
Bribery. (20%)

Here is an example of a "Match the situation to the face" question using my Drag mother Pearl.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Match the following faces to the situation that just occurred.

1) http://bit.ly/1CaJhQx                a) "Clean shave, wanna feal?"
2) http://bit.ly/1wZVK7q               b) "That was a funny joke"
3) http://bit.ly/1DbpW1k               c) "Oh shit that cat just got ran over"
4) http://bit.ly/18fH1tw                d) "Look mom I brushed my teeth"

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The practical task is assessed my me the professor and involves the candidates reacting to situations I throw at them such as.

"Your pet chinchilla has been diagnosed with HIV"
"I'm a transgender woman *sobs*" ~ Monica Beverly Hillz
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
For students who fail this task they get the slap treatment where I slap them and quickly take a picture of their reaction so I can pass them in the "I got slapped by a more superior queen" situation.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1773 days 1 hour ago
Insanity


Ladies, are your top knots looking like you’d rather not? Are those beach waves that you’ve convinced yourself look “natural” turning into a natural disaster? Don’t be too harsh on yourself, because creating the perfect hairstyle is harder than Mystia’s hairline. Fortunately, I have generously donated my time to give you a quick tour of…

https://i.imgur.com/QqSVjAC.gif

At Sierra Myst La Croix’s Wig Skewl, we can turn those wig woes into wig WOWs! Still skeptical? Well why don’t we just look at some past graduates!

Example A: Sadie

https://i.imgur.com/OT3qw7y.gif

When Sadie first enrolled into my wig skewl, I knew this mullet needed to be mangled. Just because Billy Ray Cyrus said gay rights with his collab with Lil Nas X doesn’t mean his signature mullet should make a comeback.

https://i.imgur.com/jdxBti9.gif

With a quick dye job and a much needed chop, Sadie’s life turned AROUND. Her new hairstyle gives her the confidence, strength, and sex appeal that some of y’all still haven’t found yet. Sadie graduated from my beginner course.

Example B: Libby Folfax

https://i.imgur.com/RqhgOxw.gif

Libby came into my wig skewl looking like Boxxy with this intense side part, looking like a Paramore groupie from ten years ago. She needed something more modern and striking, and together, we were able to transform her dusty wig into some of the TIGHTEST dreadlocks this school has ever seen. This hair transformation is iconic, and has stood the test of time. Libby graduated from my intermediate course.

Example C: Carey Martin

https://i.imgur.com/XYqQLGW.gif

I have had many women step into this wig skewl, but Carey Martin has really been such a special student to me. This single mother of twins who worked full time still made time for my skewl and for her hair. Every wig she has ever worn has been iconic, ambitious, and unpredictable. It takes a truly special queen to shake me to my core with her talent, and Carey Martin is the definition of wig GOALS. She graduated from the master course, and she has truly changed the wig game FOREVER.

At Sierra Myst La Croix’s wig skewl, we expect WONDERFUL, INSIGHTFUL, and GREAT work from you queens. And what does that spell? W-I-G! Enrollment starts NOW!
1773 days ago
Gamerden13
Plai StatiĂłn Masterclass

Themeing A Look

Now then boys and girls, my name is Plai StatiĂłn. Much like the video game console but with a terrible french accent.

Now, today we're going to be learning about fashion, however it's about matching the situation you're in with what you're wearing. It's kinda like a job interview, but not as boring.

Say, for example, you're going to a bar mitzvah, you should tie your outfit into that situation. Maybe wear an outfit with the flag of Israel on it, or be inspired by Jewish culture, like a dreidel.

What you do NOT want to do is rock up looking like a 'free Palestine' protestor while handing out bacon sandwiches and prawn cocktails and playing If I Was A Rich Man on the loudspeaker! Trust me, I've done it! My aunt Abigail may never give me money again. Then again, she never gave me money anyway, the cheap cow...

So to sum up, don't be afraid to be inspired by your situation, but don't be stupid.

Right, now if anyone needs me for a refresher course, I'll be in my cabin working on my look for the National Peanut Allergy Association!
1773 days ago
Gamerden13
Plai StatiĂłn

Runway: https://ibb.co/ZKQXWTz

For my runway I've chosen to become one with the trees, with a dress made of bark, grass and roots along with a big bushy green afro and a bird's nest to finish the look off! Overall, I look amazing and in my opinion, campy as fuck!
1772 days 20 hours ago
Insanity
Runway: https://i.imgur.com/wQUHNXs.jpg
Mug: https://i.imgur.com/rsM3se2.jpg

For my camp runway, I have decided to go with a more avant garde style runway. This runway is inspired by a robin’s egg nest, taking the camp theme an extra step further by keeping the inspiration within nature.

open group

👑 Talian’s Drag Race All Winners

Promote this group outside Tengaged by placing the group picture and link on your own website, group or forum!
Copy and Paste the HTML code!