Greetings ladies! Condragulations on making it straight to f7! And who would have guessed you could make something straight? Even tho, some of you didn鈥檛 have it that easy *looks at Sister Scandal*. Last week we said goodbye to Xania, but enough reminiscing. Let鈥檚 go straight to this week鈥檚 task.
This week we are exploring one of my favorite worlds as a child... the Pok茅mon world!
Rumor has it that they are releasing a new Pok茅mon type : Drag! So for this week鈥檚 challenge I鈥檓 asking you to create your own personal completely new Pok茅mon half Drag and half classic Pok茅mon element.
I want you to create a Pok茅dex presentation of your Pok茅mon that will count as your main challenge with general informations (name, habitat, skills, strengths, weaknesses, abilities, etc...) make it funny or at least make it epic! Here鈥檚 a little example : https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/bulbasaur
Elements were assigned by Little and Scarlette since they won last week鈥檚 main challenge and they go as follows :
鈿★笍 Baylor : Electric
馃敟 Sister Scandal : Fire
馃挧 Ruby Velvet : Water
馃崈 Scarlette Bread : Grass
馃憗 Little Red : Psychic
鈽勶笍 Aluffa Scrubs : Rock
鈿欙笍 Kairi Insane : Steel
On the runway category is : Pok茅mon Couture, where you will present the Pok茅mon hybrid you created for the main challenge on the runway.
NOTE : I鈥橫 NOT ASKING YOU TO CREATE AN HYBRID WITH AN ALREADY EXISTING POK脡MON, I WANT YOU TO CREATE A COMPLETELY NEW ONE. I will accept new evolutions on an already existing Pok茅mon, but that will cost you a minor penalty.
Also, main challenge and runway will count as the same so 50/50.
If you won鈥檛 be able to show us you are the very best, like no one ever was. You鈥檒l need to convince us on the notes of :
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Presenting Valium Zapp, she is a legend, she is an Electric Pokemon, and suprisignly lives under water, this has nothing to do with her though, she lives there because she feels safe, she's not afraid to protect herself or fight. She is powerful, one of her attacks includes taking electricity and grabbing you by the ears therefore frying your them off, then she has even easier access to the brain, which she electrocutes. She loves being free and alone, however some things have been making her scared. As you can see she has black marks on her again, those are oil spills, the humans have been destroying the world for years now, but it's starting to impact her, these oil spills make her dizzy and not able to protect herself, she is afraid, but won't back down.
Ash- Oh my God I have never seen this pokemon *pulls up pokedex*
Pokedex- Dragsteel is a steel/drag type Pokemon. She is not seen very often out as she usually stays at home geting kinky with her husband Psyduck. She is a proper hoe and first ever appearence on record was when she embarked on a journey to find the flute to wake up Snorlax in order to have him fuck her. However, she also uses this for the evil. She seduces fellow pokemons with her ability Charm and procedes to kidnap them, with her goal being collecting a army of pokemons to take over the world. Only other ability she has is harden. Dont touch her if she was out in the sun for too long, might get burned. Best effective against male pokemons and nice ones.
Misty- How many Dragsteels do you want?
Ash- Yes.
Mexo, the opening dimension Pokemon. Mexo has two forms, black and purple. When it's in it's black form, it can only be seen by it's trainer and the opponent IF Mexo wishes for them to see. And when it's in it's purple form, it's visible to everyone and can travel through dimensions. When it transforms, a giant flower succumbs it. No one understands why, but Mexo does posses quite a bit of grass type moves despite being a DRAG-PSYCHIC Pokemon. Mexo has a very special attack called Drag Up, where it takes its opponent and turns it into a drag queen, very effective against normal types.
The Glamazon Fish Pokemon. Water and Electric, Plamazon is found most often at the beach (she loves her some lifegaurds). An incredibly self absorbed pokemon, it is not at all uncommon to find them disobeying owners in attempt to fix their mug, and avoid smearing lipstick.
However, those who can train it successfully, find a very loyal ally. Plamazon can help you with your mug one minute, and swallow opponents hole in the next."
Strengths;
Fire & Water x2
Under rated and one kiss will actually put you to sleep! (Sweet Kiss)
Weaknesses;
Dead fucking slow
Walks with an arched back half the time
**Is actually now a Pokemon of Mistys; whos needs this babeshow as her showstopper.
Visual to go with challenge/ Plamazons Pokedex reading (more info found here);
As well as close up and full shot of my runway design.
PokeDex:
Jointion, can usually be found in groups worshipping there queen as she smokes her baby's. Legend says, if the queen smokes enough jointion baby's she will evolve into Weedasaur, no one has ever caught a pic of this rare pokemon, but they say she was a big bitch! The jointions stay huddled in there cozy kush wrappers that protect them from shade and bad lighting. most of them know they will be smoked, so they wait until there time has come to be smoked!
Abilities:
High: gives jointion a joint, sacrifices a baby jointion, but gives the abilitie to fly (hehe you get it?)
Grindr: jointion grinds up the opponent and smokes them with hillary cliterus (insta kill)
Cuddle: the jointions cuddle into one big joint and blast a fireball at the opponent
HotBox: jointion blows kush dust at the opponent (poison and stun)
CF: Jointion walks on the runway, but she looks different... jointion evolved into WeedaSaur.
after jointion smoked all her baby's she blew out of her kush wrapper because all the weed got stored in her, a few days after evolving weedasaur's babies started popping out of her skin like little pimples! now weedasaur smokes out of a blunt like a classy women and flies around spreading free weed on may 4th! (4/20)
