Another week came and went, just like Vega who we said goodbye to last episode. Leaving us to top 8. Congrats everyone on this goal! But enough with this “feel good” bullshit... it’s time for your first group challenge!
You will work with your own team to create the party of the century. I’m not talking about just a normal party. I’m talking the party to end all of them! The one even our grandgrandgrandgrandchildren on Mars will remember. The sky and the budget are NOT the limits. So go big or go home... literally.
I want at least a theme, a timetable of the events leading to the big event of the night, an ad (it could be a poster or whatever), a location, signature drinks and a playlist of at least 5 of the songs played during the night.
If you can’t remember, here are your teams :
Team Rubes
🥳 Little Red
🥳 Scarlette Bread
Team Nijoco
🍾 Baylor
🍾 Kairi Insane
🍾 Ruby Velvet
Team Iruthskelt
🎊 Aluffa Scrubs
🎊 Sister Scandal
🎊 Xania
Later, on the runway, category is : Walk of Shame ! You went out and partied so much you blacked out until the morning after. It’s time to find your undies and go home but... are they really gone? Fuck!
You have 48 hours.
If you fuck everything up. You will have to pledge to never party again on the notes of...
instead of doing the wake of shame i am doing the walk of honour as i have nothing to be ashamed of i partied i got drunk and i had sex and i loved every minute
I am serving you a club kid look with one of my favorite wigs I own, the star of the party to the weird kids.
As well, a hand made custom dress which is made of hundreds of the nasal form of naloxone.
I lost my god damn purse and have to carry this needle in my hand now. Oh well, better that than someone dying because of my hungover ass.
I also still have some cocaine on my lips from last night. Does anyone know how to get that off without ruining my mug?
This girl had a rough night. Her makeup is a mess, her hair is too, her dress is riped, she lost one shoe... and on top of that: she hasnt gone to sleep yet, so the alcohol is still in effect as she goes to work
CF: I am the dead bride and I am living my fullest fantasy. Little Red is a fashion queen who'll give you all the concepts you need to survive. I feel fucked up and I love every second of it.
---CAST---
Talion= Talion
Karoline= Little Red
Karen= Scarlette
Theme:
Classy Mom Party
Satanic Weed Party
Location:
Behind the weed shop in Los Angeles
Setting: a white boujey bungalow club house, walls are pure white and blue. bibles sit everywhere. the food table has baby food and breastmilk. the decorations are all white.
think white party and very classy (not for long)
Drink:
a plastic tiddy rubber cup full of breast milk mixed with cyanide and wine, you may have to suck hard as the milk is kinda powdery (dont ask)
---Rules---
-Over 40 only
-must have children
-Lesbian
-divorced
-virgin
-non-baptised
-dont ask questions
-----------------Mom's Night Out--------------------
Karen: just ignore the other one *karen whispers* my daughter has herpes, it messes with her brain.
Karoline: THIS IS MY BOP! *karoline looks at watch* oh! Its time for the tea spilling shesh!
Karen: everyone gather!
*karen and kourtney set up chairs and tea*
Karen: who wants to start our shesh… no one? Ok, i’ll start!
Karen: Suzanne that whore blocked me from facebook
Karoline: WIG!
Talion: i seen a funny minion meme!
Karoline: thats totes LOL
Karen: anyone want more breast milk? I can make some more on the spot
Karoline: ME! I want some!
Karen: Karoline Anne Elizabeth Ma’ Lee Simpson! We talked about this! Not in public!
Karoline: time for the mom dance off battle royale!
*the moms gather on the dance floor*
Karen: a slow dance! Find a partner!
*karen runs up to talion and grabs her boob*
Karoline: the winner of the twerk off is… Talion! Congrats you won the prize of being our sacrifice!
*the moms carry talion to the pentagram and tie her up*
Talion: what is this about…
Karen: we may begin the GAYance (seance)
Karoline: Dear mama Ru, we have gathered the Dragiest sacrifice
Karen: we put the pills in her breastmilk
Karoline: now take her to the overworld!
*karoline throws a dildo at talion*
*talion screams as she disintegrate*
Karen: aa shit! Not again!
Karoline: maybe putting cyanide in her tiddys werent a good idea
Karen: Meh… Maybe next time. Ladies! Bust down!
After the long satanic ritual party, Kush Karen at her child and strippers dick. She was trying to hide the fact she did this, but she couldnt hide it for long...
Hosted by Aluffa Scrubs, Sister Scandal and Xania.
This year, the Gaylympics is being hosted in none other than Amsterdam's Red Light District in the Netherlands. Our opening ceremony is going to be extra slippery, and extra wet this year! So make sure to bring condoms and lube to our Gay Orgy at 12pm, to welcome in all of our athletes and participants!
Our first event of the day will be...
Wig Javelin from 1-2pm (hosted by Xania)
Athletes will throw spears, mounted with wigs as far as they can down a field. Whoever sends the wig flying the farthest wins a year's supply of wigs, provided by Tammie Brown.
Our next event is...
Dick-scus from 2:30 - 4pm (hosted by Sister Scandal)
In this event, participants will spin a dildo as fast as they can, attempting to launch it the farthest distance.
Following the Dick-scus event will be....
One-Wheeled Chariot Racing from 4:30 - 6pm (hosted by Aluffa Scrubs)
In this event, one bottom must ride in the one-wheeled chariot while they are pushed down the street by a blindfolded top. A reminder that throughout the ceremony during the day, chariot decoration will be taking place for those who identify as versatile.
Our final sporting event of the day is....
Masc 4 Masc Wrestling taking place from 6:30 - 8pm.
The biggest, burliest and most masc gays may participate in this event. Wrestling shirtless is not required, but encouraged. Test your might against the toughest and the hairiest and prepare to be slammed!!
Our closing ceremony will be a concert running from 8:30pm until midnight! Featuring some of your favourite gay icons, performing their gayest songs!
The Weather Girls performing It's Raining Men
The Village People reunite to perform Y.M.C.A
Shania Twain singing Man I Feel Like A Woman
Britney Spears singing Toxic
AND on their next stop on their world tour...
The Spice Girls arrive to perform their smash hit Wannabe, and to officially close out our Gaylympics.
Timetable:
8:00- Gong and entrance of the VIPs. Plebs like Artemis Stay outside
9:00- Queer Olympics (sports: voguing, jumping into splits, fastest deathdrop, shadiedt bitch)
11:00- Drag O War (Tug of war but with stilettos)
12:00- Greek sculpting (Gods pair up and sculpt each others genitalia)
1am- MAIN EVENT: Aphrodite casts a spell on everybody and everyone falls in love, engaging in a huge orgy
Songs:
Helena Paparizou- Haide
Helena Paparizou- Fiesta
Demy- Nothing Better
Eleftheria Elefteriou- Aphrodisiac
Eleni Foureira- Mono Gia Sena
Drinks:
Gods Juices
Dyonisius Poison
Aphrodites Love Potion
Creum Mibum - All tequilla baby.
