RUNWAY:
http://prntscr.com/7njie7 What did I do to get jail? Well, what ha happened was, after a long night of hooking, trade finally liked my session, but when I caught him taking money from my wallet, I decided to gut his ass and turn him into a glamazon bitch ready for the streets of Manhattan. In other words, I turned him into a prostitute to get him to earn back my money he stole.#
When we got onto the street corner, there was another hoe in my regular prostitution spot. So I did whatever any regular ghetto bitch would do, I grabbed my lucky knife out of my afro weave and stabbed the bitch a couple of hundred times and made my forced prostitute lick up all the blood. Coincidently, the po-po showed up just as my prostitute was sucking the blood as well as her dry vagina, so they arrested me for lying to a police officer (I said that he was my dog).
I am only in here for 38 hours after a little sweet talking with the judges and the cops *winks and licks fingers*. I've only been in here for an hour and I am already Queen Bitch and Queen Slut. All these woman want my pussy.