Miss Slim Thik E Lee will be impersonating ANNIE http://imgur.com/a/RcuuF
It's a hard COCK life!

The Irishman said, 'I will never eat another mushroom, I just found out that leprechauns (JIZZ) in the woods.'

Jaws may be scary but all he wants to do is write greeting cards. His latest, 'My deepest sympathies for the loss of your (VIRGINITY).’

Boy, the church is really modernizing their Christmas pageant this year. Instead of the 3 Wise Men riding in on camels, they rode in on (THE EXPLOITATION OF THE PROLETARIAT IN A CAPITALISTIC SOCIETY).

Rhea Purr will be impersonating the one and only, Casey Anthony! http://i.imgur.com/RtsubOL.png

The Irishman said, 'I will never eat another mushroom, I just found out that leprechauns (FIND DEAD BODIES OF LITTLE GIRLS AND TRY TO BLAME THEIR GRIEVING MOTHERS ON THEIR DEATHS ;( ) in the woods.'

Jaws may be scary but all he wants to do is write greeting cards. His latest, 'My deepest sympathies for the loss of your (*scribbles out the word ACCIDENT* DARLING DAUGHTER *scribbles out the letter K* CAYLEE ;( ).'

Boy, the church is really modernizing their Christmas pageant this year. Instead of the 3 Wise Men riding in on camels, they rode in on (3 *scribbles out the word CORRUPT* JUSTICE SEEKING LAWYERS :') ).

Let's squeeze our buns to catch them huns, it's me! Richard Simmons!
http://imgur.com/MIGItyH

The Irishman said, 'I will never eat another mushroom, I just found out that leprechauns (BLANK) in the woods.'

Well Tayvie, like Michelle Obama I am a strong advocate for a large mushroom, especially the dark ones. So I cannot identify why an irish man would hate such a tasty and healthy food. It just don't make no sense. So I did not write anything down but I did bring a picture of a mushroom: https://sweetpicklesandcorn.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/penis-mushroom.jpg

Delicious.

Jaws may be scary but all he wants to do is write greeting cards. His latest, 'My deepest sympathies for the loss of your (BLANK).'
Well last night my jaws were quite tiresome in my hotel room. And what a coinkydink, I got a card too, it said "your uber is on the way, get the fuck out this room is paid hourly" and they left me a twenty. So generous.

Boy, the church is really modernizing their Christmas pageant this year. Instead of the 3 Wise Men riding in on camels, they rode in on (BLANK).

ME!
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/255325/whose-line-is-it-anyways-o.gif

Susu Yoaz will be impersonating the legendary, Sinead O'Connor! https://gyazo.com/3ebcc5ee9afb980b35aac15f14c189bb

The Irishman said, 'I will never eat another mushroom, I just found out that leprechauns (BLANK) in the woods.'

Shave their pubes! I love a big Lesbian Muff!

Jaws may be scary but all he wants to do is write greeting cards. His latest, 'My deepest sympathies for the loss of your (BLANK).'

Four husband, Nothing Compares to you!

Boy, the church is really modernizing their Christmas pageant this year. Instead of the 3 Wise Men riding in on camels, they rode in on (BLANK).

Me, any chance to do a bit of riding I'm up for it!

Tayvie: Our next contestant is the semi-crazy Scandinavian, Rose Nylund!

*Rose is nowhere to be found*

Tayvie: Where is she.

*Rose can be seen peeking her head above the tables*

Tayvie: Rose why are you hiding?

*Rose points at Richard*

Tayvie: Are you scared of him?

*Rose nods*

Tayvie: Why are you scared of him.

*Rose whispers* He looks exactly like an ancient Scandinavian monster, the Yozo, said to punish girls who wouldn't eat their Sperhoven Krispies, not to mention, he looks as hideous as all the old drawing showed.

Tayvie: Well I can safely say he's most likely not a horrifying monster.

*Rose slowly sits up* http://imgur.com/a/4UTSd

Rose: Oh okay, why am I here?

Tayvie: You need to answer a few questions.

Rose: I already answered your questions, the Sheriff may have died after I slept with him, but I had nothing to do with it!

Tayvie: Not those kinds of questions, it's for a show.

Rose: Okay, this should be fun.

Tayvie: First question:
The Irishman said, 'I will never eat another mushroom, I just found out that leprechauns (BLANK) in the woods.'

Rose: You know, this reminds me of an ancient Scandinavian story in which the mayor from a long time ago can't think of another law to put in place so he goes through the woods to receive guidance from the trees, so then  one of the trees suddenly opens to reveal the Scandinavian rules, and the mayor suddenly realizes that there are no laws about books, so he makes the law that books can't be read on Sunday, while it's raining, or when you're eating an ice cream sundae with exactly two cherries, so I just wrote THINKS OF NEW LAWS.

Tayvie: Wow you have a lot of memories from St. Olaf.

Rose: I really do, like this other time-

Tayvie: STOP, can we go to the next question.

Rose: Okay fine, but you'll never find out what the crow said.

Tayvie: Okay, question two:
Jaws may be scary but all he wants to do is write greeting cards. His latest, 'My deepest sympathies for the loss of your (BLANK).'

Rose: How can a jaw be scary?

Tayvie: Not that kind of jaw, you know, the famous movie shark.

Rose: Oh we never got too many movies in St. Olaf, the most famous movie in St. Olaf involved a fisherman catching a magical salmon that granted him a wish, he ended up wishing that he could have more wishes, and so the guy got turned into a salmon, can you believe a twist like that.

Tayvie: I can not, so what did you write on the card?

Rose: Oh, you see, I couldn't think of anything, so I used several extra cards I found and made a cute little hat.

*Rose shows a hat made out of cards and puts it on* So how does this look.

Tayvie: It looks cute but I think we'll be out of cards by the end of the day, so how about the last question.

Rose: Okay, I'll use another extra card for the last question.

Tayvie: Last question: Boy, the church is really modernizing their Christmas pageant this year. Instead of the 3 Wise Men riding in on camels, they rode in on (BLANK).

Rose: SALMON, back in St. Olaf, we had a parade dedicated to Salmon, and we had the three wisest men be the main people in the parade, everyone else in town went down to the stream and watched the three ride up stream on the backs of three large salmon while wearing nothing but a loin cloth, oh how I hope to one day ride on a salmon with nothing but a loin cloth.

Tayvie: Well it's nice to have goals in life.

Rose: It really is, so is it nearly time to go?

Tayvie: Time is actually over.

Rose: Oh okay, can I take the hat?

Tayvie: Sure, well, say goodbye to the people Rose.

Rose: *Rose waves goodbye* Bye everyone.

Tayvie: We Have The Beautiful....Miss Usa!

http://imgur.com/a/OWDPC
*does the queen wave*

Tayvie: First Question...

The Irishman said, 'I will never eat another mushroom, I just found out that leprechauns (BLANK) in the woods.'

Well, I Put that they say something controversial like that Health Care is a privilege because I work for the government and I get free heath care, and I also get to see in order to get free health care one should have a job.... 

Jaws may be scary but all he wants to do is write greeting cards. His latest, 'My deepest sympathies for the loss of your (BLANK).'

I put Health care. Because all of the horny 60 year old men that watch me who are days away from being on life support don't have a job meaning that they wont get health care...

Boy, the church is really modernizing their Christmas pageant this year. Instead of the 3 Wise Men riding in on camels, they rode in on (BLANK).

I put...Free Health Care! Because they are wise, so they obviously got a job to get free Health Care because health care is a privilege not a right.....

Annie as Azealia Banks (i’m not doing blackface, and the 212 video was in black and white)

http://imgur.com/a/TFrgX

Tayvie: Please welcome Azealia Banks to the snatch game!! So how do you feel about the new Iggy Azalea music?
Me: That igloo australia shit isnt better than any fucking thing out right now. matter of fact Let me just kill this bitch. sorry, my religion doesn't believe in ghost... writers. I wonder how many chickens she had to kill to perform THAT that necromancy to revive her career with those shit recycled song  lyrics….. mo bounce? did TI’s house slave ass run out of ideas?

The Irishman said, 'I will never eat another mushroom, I just found out that leprechauns (BLANK)

You fucking know what Tayvie? TI is a fucking shoe shining coon. Like…. jigaboo the champagne goddess they
got yo wife on vh1 and that bitch can’t even fucking read. Like where did she learn that shit? The freedmen's bureau?

Jaws may be scary but all he wants to do is write greeting cards. His latest, 'My deepest sympathies for the loss of your
(BLANK)

*Grabs loudspeaker* 
“CARRER. JUST LIKE RITA ORAL. SHE IS A  THIRSTY ASS BITCH,  SOMEBODY COME GET RHIANNAS UNDERSTUDY).'

Boy, the church is really modernizing their Christmas pageant this year. Instead of the 3 Wise Men riding in on camels, they rode in on (BLANK)

MY COATTAILS.  Those 3  wise" men were Zayn, RuPaul and Igloo Australia, they wise cause they stealing from the greatest bad bruja bitch ever.  Don’t think I didn’t notice that shit. I got a lot to say when I get my phone back after this shit gig with those favela looking cunts.

Tayvie: next up on our panel, the legendary Roz!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15WT4NMInjN

Tayvie: so what do the leprechauns do in the woods, Roz?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e8NpTeX5tQ

Tayvie: Roz, what do you apologize for?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XVGDFK5qCA

Tayvie: oh, ok, well than what does the card say?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CNNageuunL

Tayvie: Finally, Roz, what did they ride in on?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wYXVO1FQFY

https://imgur.com/a/nObeX

It's couture

The archduchess of Austria Maria Theresa welcomes your eminence to the SNATCH GAME. But let's make dis quick I have a luncheon at 4.

The Irishman said, 'I will never eat another mushroom, I just found out that leprechauns (BLANK) in the woods.'

They don't lose a movement. They have scout powers

Jaws may be scary but all he wants to do is write greeting cards. His latest, 'My deepest sympathies for the loss of your (BLANK).'

Newborn baby to hemophilia. For some reason everyone in da fam has it :/

Boy, the church is really modernizing their Christmas pageant this year. Instead of the 3 Wise Men riding in on camels, they rode in on (BLANK).

Why, the HUSSARS.

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Tayvie: Welcoming to the Snatch Game, miss Khloe Kardashian!

Me: Hey whoreeeeeee.

Tayvie: How's life treating you?

Me: Omigod it's be sooo fucking hard, especially last week. Kris said "hello" to me on the way to my photoshoot and wished me good luck. Who does she think she is? She needs to realize her boundaries and that she stepped over the line.

Tayvie: The Irishman said, 'I will never eat another mushroom, I just found out that leprechauns (BLANK) in the woods.'

Me: Ew. I don't stand for doing shit in the woods because that's where gross creepy people are. Mom says that they're "poor" and "homeless", whatever those words mean. Skip.

Tayvie: Jaws may be scary but all he wants to do is write greeting cards. His latest, 'My deepest sympathies for the loss of your (BLANK).'

Me: My sympathies for the loss of your bootyhole pictures. These photos are important ammunition in any twitter battles. Just say the word, I have them on standby and 100 characters remaining.

Tayvie: Boy, the church is really modernizing their Christmas pageant this year. Instead of the 3 Wise Men riding in on camels, they rode in on (BLANK).

Me: They rode in by the cheeks of Kim's big ASS. I'd say something about it but I live in its shadow.

Look:
http://i.imgur.com/YGF7hXf.png