Tayvie: Our next contestant is the semi-crazy Scandinavian, Rose Nylund!
*Rose is nowhere to be found*
Tayvie: Where is she.
*Rose can be seen peeking her head above the tables*
Tayvie: Rose why are you hiding?
*Rose points at Richard*
Tayvie: Are you scared of him?
*Rose nods*
Tayvie: Why are you scared of him.
*Rose whispers* He looks exactly like an ancient Scandinavian monster, the Yozo, said to punish girls who wouldn't eat their Sperhoven Krispies, not to mention, he looks as hideous as all the old drawing showed.
Tayvie: Well I can safely say he's most likely not a horrifying monster.
*Rose slowly sits up*
http://imgur.com/a/4UTSd Rose: Oh okay, why am I here?
Tayvie: You need to answer a few questions.
Rose: I already answered your questions, the Sheriff may have died after I slept with him, but I had nothing to do with it!
Tayvie: Not those kinds of questions, it's for a show.
Rose: Okay, this should be fun.
Tayvie: First question:
The Irishman said, 'I will never eat another mushroom, I just found out that leprechauns (BLANK) in the woods.'
Rose: You know, this reminds me of an ancient Scandinavian story in which the mayor from a long time ago can't think of another law to put in place so he goes through the woods to receive guidance from the trees, so then one of the trees suddenly opens to reveal the Scandinavian rules, and the mayor suddenly realizes that there are no laws about books, so he makes the law that books can't be read on Sunday, while it's raining, or when you're eating an ice cream sundae with exactly two cherries, so I just wrote THINKS OF NEW LAWS.
Tayvie: Wow you have a lot of memories from St. Olaf.
Rose: I really do, like this other time-
Tayvie: STOP, can we go to the next question.
Rose: Okay fine, but you'll never find out what the crow said.
Tayvie: Okay, question two:
Jaws may be scary but all he wants to do is write greeting cards. His latest, 'My deepest sympathies for the loss of your (BLANK).'
Rose: How can a jaw be scary?
Tayvie: Not that kind of jaw, you know, the famous movie shark.
Rose: Oh we never got too many movies in St. Olaf, the most famous movie in St. Olaf involved a fisherman catching a magical salmon that granted him a wish, he ended up wishing that he could have more wishes, and so the guy got turned into a salmon, can you believe a twist like that.
Tayvie: I can not, so what did you write on the card?
Rose: Oh, you see, I couldn't think of anything, so I used several extra cards I found and made a cute little hat.
*Rose shows a hat made out of cards and puts it on* So how does this look.
Tayvie: It looks cute but I think we'll be out of cards by the end of the day, so how about the last question.
Rose: Okay, I'll use another extra card for the last question.
Tayvie: Last question: Boy, the church is really modernizing their Christmas pageant this year. Instead of the 3 Wise Men riding in on camels, they rode in on (BLANK).
Rose: SALMON, back in St. Olaf, we had a parade dedicated to Salmon, and we had the three wisest men be the main people in the parade, everyone else in town went down to the stream and watched the three ride up stream on the backs of three large salmon while wearing nothing but a loin cloth, oh how I hope to one day ride on a salmon with nothing but a loin cloth.
Tayvie: Well it's nice to have goals in life.
Rose: It really is, so is it nearly time to go?
Tayvie: Time is actually over.
Rose: Oh okay, can I take the hat?
Tayvie: Sure, well, say goodbye to the people Rose.
Rose: *Rose waves goodbye* Bye everyone.