Q: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A GOOD ASSISTANT MANAGER
I visit this place a ton, and I like spying on people taking a dump.
Q: DO YOU MIND TOUCHING POO WITHOUT GLOVES
I do it all the time.
Q: DO YOU MIND PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THE SMELL OF POO
Definitely. It smells like heaven to me.
Q: DO YOU ENJOY CLEANING FUNGUS FROM U-BENDS
Hawt.

Q: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A GOOD ASSISTANT MANAGER
The smell of lemon bleach is addictive so i'll have no trouble lurking around the place to make sure people scrub the bogs properly.
Q: DO YOU MIND TOUCHING POO WITHOUT GLOVES
Nope, it'll leave a nice scent on my hands afterwards..I'll just lick them clean if the smell is too strong.
Q: DO YOU MIND PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THE SMELL OF POO
Nope, my colleagues are always shitting subs where I work, so I'm used to the smell of a steamy shit.
Q: DO YOU ENJOY CLEANING FUNGUS FROM U-BENDS
YUP!

Q: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A GOOD ASSISTANT MANAGER
No.

Q: DO YOU MIND TOUCHING POO WITHOUT GLOVES
No, I pick up my neighbors poop every morning before school.

Q: DO YOU MIND PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THE SMELL OF POO
Kind of.

Q: DO YOU ENJOY CLEANING FUNGUS FROM U-BENDS
No.