My Commandments:
1) Anything okay with Blogs...is okay with me.
2) I demand respect.
3) Quirolo is forbidden to use the bathroom. She can shit in her own garden. If you spot her/him trolling around...shout her with a small, faecal pellet gun which is conveniently placed on a window ledge about the shower room...covered in cobwebs. Please use your own poop to refill.
4) Obey the Group Rules written by my dearest boss, Benjamin.
5) As the UK cheapest supermarket says: "We're happy to help". I live by that quote...I am happy to help every single person, especially those dealing with crap vomit.