this is super embarrassing and I can’t tell anyone IRL, especially not a doctor.

Alright, so the other day I was....... stroking my….. uh….. pole to TP’s avi, and was just finishing up when .... the napkin I was using for uhh clean up was still dry. Obviously I was stunned but before I could even ponder wtf was going on, I get a burning sensation in my little buddy.  It lasted for about 5 minutes before It abruptly ends and im all better.  I thought it was a one time thing but then I tried it another 4 separate times.  Each time about 4 hours apart and to different avatars.  So don’t go blaming TP.

Plz dont give "funny" responses.  I need this group now more than ever.