Double Secret Agent Twice Removed Mia the Beach doesn't beat around the bush. She's here for one thing and one thing only, and it's to find that bitch Jenny McCarthy.

A playboy playmate turned 'activist' who openly denounces use of vaccines in fear that they correlate with Autism. While not only assuring us that she's the messiah of modern medicine, she's also informing the masses of how undesirable of a child you'd have should they be autistic. So where did she possibly go wrong?

The diva stole my jeans back in 2012. How do I know it was her? She spoke directly about the incident the next day on twitter...

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There was no mistake. Undisputable proof in this pudding. I must find her. I've spent the past 8 years searching in all the places one would think to find the whore:

High-end jewelry stores


Her favorite restaurants


I even asked her doctor for her social security number, to no avail. The quest continues. I'll get you, my prissy...

On the runway, I've equipped a covert and appropriately-armed ensemble appropriate for the task at hand