Y'all I really am learnin to be a chav. To be a chav, its been rough. Life is rough to begin with. Its so stressful being a chav, not doing your schoolwork, drinkin all the time, bein bad ass, makin fun of emos, and loving you. All at once!
I'd really love to stay, If I dont maybe I'll go emo, but seriously everytime I do my schoolwork irl I think of chav's. I dont know why, but it said somethin about a chav and I was like ooh :)
Plus I'm bad ass, everything I'm learning on here, I'm using in real life.
Chavs stand up to police officers, so I told his ass off!
I gotta kick back in my adias mate, and lean back in this tracksuit sippin some drinky.
I even got a Croydon Facelift, and some new shiney gold earrings to wear to practive bein a chavette, and a burberry hat :(..
Last weekend i held up a bus to get some drink for my fellow chavs!
yall in chav language i b spittin this out :
ere chavs wats that nigga lookin at-ee is ganna get a beatin-dere be blood on da floor man. oi faggot you startin or wha? yo mumma got banged up by ma dog hoe coz i wana stay fuk yall.
