Hi, EDG.  It's me the handy dandy easy grip scissors.  Don't try me or I'll cut ya.

SNIP, SNIP!!!

(EPIC!)
Hey guys. I'm the easy button.

Are you really that easy?

Hi fellow office supplies, I'm a manila envelope!

I heard the erasers are having a get together in aisle three tonight.  Get ready to parrr-taaay!!!

The lonely poster boards sit in the back collecting dust.  For it was summer and the only time a heavy duty cardboard posterboard is used for is when science fair season came rolling in.
Sadly, P.B heard that he probably wouldn't even make it to Science Fair season.  Rumors had it that he'd be thrown out in the trash before the beginning of school even started.
P.B's heart was breaking, all he ever wanted to do was help a poor student get an A at the Science fair. Why was the world so cruel?

Heyyy i'm Paper Towels i clean up all those sticky messes hehe

*takes pictures of eraser party from outside of Aisle 3, since that aisle is too exclusive for me*

I heard at the Water Cooler this morning that the party the erasers had last night was really dull. They invited Staple Remover and Folder Tabs. Like seriously? Is this 1999 or something? LAME!

I just know that if Fine Tip Sharpie had been there, shit would have gone down!