Which love song best describes our relationship?
Body Language by Queen

Describe your perfect man/woman that you would like to date.
Anyone who's name rhymes with BiCoon

In a relationship, what would make you feel happier, sharing or sacrificing?
Sacrificing. Let's kidnap some children and sacrifice them to the Gods

What are some annoying habits of other couples that irritate you the most?
Monogamy.

Who would you prefer as a partner, a good looking person or an extremely clever person?
Clever. Beauty fades, dumb is forever!

How do you vent out your frustrations in a relationship?
Death.

If we went to a store to buy a couch and both of us liked different couches, would you still go with my pick?
As long as I get a BJ out of it

How often would you want to go out on a date with me in a month?
As many times as possible, or whenever we run out of money :)

What is your biggest sexual turn off?
Fecal Matter. But I'm flexible...

What’s your wildest sexual fantasy that you’d want to try with me?
Taser Dildos. Let's get electrocuted.

Would you feel insecure if I spent a lot of time at work?
Nah, we gotta make that paper! You can make it up to me on date night.

How many sexual partners have you had in the past?
I lost count at my first orgy but it's well into the hundreds.

If you were convinced that I was making a bad decision, what would you do about it?
Have a heart to heart. But I would respect your decision.

Do you like babies/how many kids would you like to have someday?
I love babies, I want all of them.

What’s the craziest thing you’d be willing to do for me?
Floss with Susan Boyle's pubes.

What’s the one thing about me you’d like to change?
My placement in this competition, I haven't gotten called first yet

In an argument, whose side would you take, me or your mother?
Probably my moms because we have the same taste in food, and we both love french fries.

Would you relocate for love?
If need be.

Would you be open to disclosing all your health issues to me all the time?
You'll be the first to know if I have an STD

If you’re having a bad day, would you want me to leave you alone or spend time with you and cheer you up?
I need time by myself to calm down, but once I have had that time, I would love some cheering up

What’s more important, sexual chemistry or spending time together?
Spending time together for sure.

Which love song best describes our relationship? i think i love you

Describe your perfect man/woman that you would like to date. honest with a hint of sassy

In a relationship, what would make you feel happier, sharing or sacrificing? sacrificing

What are some annoying habits of other couples that irritate you the most? mae sure everyone knows thats there dating

Who would you prefer as a partner, a good looking person or an extremely clever person? clever

How do you vent out your frustrations in a relationship? being honest and not makeing it an issue

If we went to a store to buy a couch and both of us liked different couches, would you still go with my pick? we would cut them in half so we are both happy

How often would you want to go out on a date with me in a month? every weekened.

What is your biggest sexual turn off? Underwear

What’s your wildest sexual fantasy that you’d want to try with me? rope

Would you feel insecure if I spent a lot of time at work? nope, maken dat money

How many sexual partners have you had in the past? 1

If you were convinced that I was making a bad decision, what would you do about it? help you

Do you like babies/how many kids would you like to have someday?i want one son named bongwater

What’s the craziest thing you’d be willing to do for me? my moomy said i cant use them words

What’s the one thing about me you’d like to change? how many loofahs you buy

In an argument, whose side would you take, me or your mother? yours, my mom is out of it

Would you relocate for love? yes

Would you be open to disclosing all your health issues to me all the time? sure

If you’re having a bad day, would you want me to leave you alone or spend time with you and cheer you up? chher me up

What’s more important, sexual chemistry or spending time together? spending time

Which love song best describes our relationship?
Or nah?

Describe your perfect man/woman that you would like to date.
daddy.
In a relationship, what would make you feel happier, sharing or sacrificing?
human sacrifice
What are some annoying habits of other couples that irritate you the most?
loving each other
Who would you prefer as a partner, a good looking person or an extremely clever person?
goodlooking bcuz shallow
How do you vent out your frustrations in a relationship?
fighting
If we went to a store to buy a couch and both of us liked different couches, would you still go with my pick?
i love all couches
How often would you want to go out on a date with me in a month?
err day twice a day
What is your biggest sexual turn off?
women
What’s your wildest sexual fantasy that you’d want to try with me?
military style
Would you feel insecure if I spent a lot of time at work?
no stay there and get mone
How many sexual partners have you had in the past?
5
If you were convinced that I was making a bad decision, what would you do about it?
manipulate
Do you like babies/how many kids would you like to have someday?
2, 2 girls, one is gonna be in ballet her entire childhood, the other in cheer her entire childhood, if a third one pops out gymnastics
What’s the craziest thing you’d be willing to do for me?
die
What’s the one thing about me you’d like to change?
bra size
In an argument, whose side would you take, me or your mother?
yours
Would you relocate for love?
ye
Would you be open to disclosing all your health issues to me all the time?
ye
If you’re having a bad day, would you want me to leave you alone or spend time with you and cheer you up?
alone
What’s more important, sexual chemistry or spending time together?
sex chem

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