Here's my ad for Helen Heels Pucker Up Lip Plumper: http://Pixton.com/ic:1ltgsrbi

Tonight I am serving mermaid goddess realness because I am so fishy: http://imgur.com/8jL1OZH

It's called Dragpoo:

Naked and affraid: http://imgur.com/lSbvDen

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sDD78cmwf1 &'s Edible Nail Polish

http://i.imgur.com/EwOWzJ3.png Im smoking a doobie

And cummies.

*hangs flyers everywhere around da town* http://prntscr.com/6ltgl1

runway-- http://prntscr.com/6ltgru

A 24 hour extension has been given.

From the creators of The American Dream make up line, comes a brand new product by high demand from republicans everywhere.

The boys love it, the girls crave it, and 90% of hollywood stars have it. What is it?

http://imgur.com/XyXxVEw

Introducing Mayonnaise Foundation, your go to skin toner for every privileged event!

This foundation only comes in white, and slightly tan white, and it's infused with wonder bread and saltine crackers! This go to combination is perfect for everyone who wishes to know the joys of being a gringo!

With just a simple application, you can go from a street thug, to an urban stud!

Do you feel scarred to walk down the street at night? Anxious that you may not nail an interview? Feel talentless? This product is JUST FOR YOU! Our meninist scientists stole research from female scientists and called it their own just so they can add a new feature to our products: ignorance. By wearing our mayonnaise foundation you will have immunity from police searches, you will have an edge in your interviews, and you will get all the talent gigs with mediocre talent!

Call now and we will throw in the ethnic foundation which is 7% french crepes, 13% german sausage, 53% African cocoa, and 34% english muffin. Supply is limited, order now!

*Limit use for other white people only, if skin comes in contact with darker pigmented skin, thoroughly wash skin. Side affects include whining, crying, and reverse racism.
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Runway: http://imgur.com/V5DhsSe
I'm channeling Saria from the Legend of Zelda in this look. I hope the judges love it.

Beguile: A Rory Perfume is now on billboards! http://prntscr.com/6lf3bj
I am serving up some fishy mermaid realness: http://prntscr.com/6ma9kt

http://i.imgur.com/t8zaQE1.png

Tonight I'm introducing you to ~STAY WET~ by Allonis.

~STAY WET~ by Allonis is a new line of make up that you can sleep with.  Tired of having to wipe and reapply for your morning shift and the local strip?  No worries, ~STAY WET~ by Allonis has got you covered (in the finest foundation).  ~STAY WET~ products are chemically infused with cement, permanent marker, cigarettes, and a few other special ingredients we can't name because they're illegal in the U.S.  ~STAY  WET~ by Allonis will have you looking sexy and flawless forever.  Literally, forever!  ~STAY WET~ by Allonis products NEVER come off, even with special surgeries.  Don't worry though, I mean who doesn't want to be PermaSexy?  So stop by your local hood Walmart and stock up on ~STAY WET~ products for the Beauty Apocalypse!

#StayWet #ByAllonis #PermaSexy

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For this week's runway I'm serving up some lily pad, pond water REALNESS.

http://i.imgur.com/bqpM2NN.png

I know you want me to serve some Tengaged looks but I don't have the designs to make a dream avatar.  I know I could make an avatar using paint, but the last time I did that you gave me a two-sentence read and I sashayed away.  Stardoll is my strong suit and I feel I can better impress you with these looks.  I am taking a major risk my breaking the rules so I hope it pays off :)

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