Season 5 - Week 1: The Snatch Game

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3345 days 11 hours ago

Hello hello hello!

Ladies, for your first challenge, you'll be playing... The Snatch Game!

You will need to embody one of your favourite celebrities, design an avatar modelled after them and answer these 3 questions as if you were them:

1. Nicki Minaj's butt is so big, it has its own [BLANK]!

2. Ugly Ulga is SO ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it [BLANKS].

3. Natalia Kills has gone too far! Instead of bullying contestants on the X Factor, she's decided to [BLANK] them!

Post your answers and your avatar in this thread! I also suggest you post the name of the celebrity you want to impersonate before you do anything else, that way you can ensure no one uses the same celebrity as you.

AVATAR RULES:

The lip-sync song this week is 'Nutbush City Limits' by Ike & Tina Turner. You will need to PM me your avatar for this song which will only be shown if you are in the bottom two.

You will have three days to complete this challenge.

Gentlemen, start your engines; and may the best woman... win!

3345 days 10 hours ago

rory17

Miley Cyrus

3345 days 9 hours ago

Saftronbtr999

Britney Spears

>http://i.imgur.com/Zyx7qPF.png
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>1. Nicki Minaj's butt is so big, it has its own [Circus]!
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>2. Ugly Ulga is SO ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it [Leaks liquid glass.
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>3. Natalia Kills has gone too far! Instead of bullying contestants on the X Factor, she's decided to [cut their dicks off] them!

3345 days 8 hours ago

Willam

Ariana Grande:

1. Nicki Minaj's butt is so big, it has its own [BANG! BANG!]!

2. Ugly Ulga is SO ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it [Sings "One Less One Less Ugly"].

3. Natalia Kills has gone too far! Instead of bullying contestants on the X Factor, she's decided to [Whips her high pony at] them!

http://imgur.com/sNd86gx

3344 days 21 hours ago

rory17

Hey y'all! It's Miley Fucking Cyrus!
Miley:http://prntscr.com/6irimd

1. Nicki Minaj's butt is so big, it has its own [PLACENTA!]

2. Ugly Ulga is SO ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it [It gives her some watermelon and chicken for her to feel better!]

3. Natalia Kills has gone too far! Instead of bullying contestants on the X Factor, she's decided to [fuck] them-just like she did to her career- fucked it!

3344 days 20 hours ago

Zuelke

Lorde
http://i.imgur.com/8c9SfRA.png

1. Nicki Minaj's butt is so big, it has its own address, no post code envy!

2. Ugly Ulga is SO ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it...wait, Ulga is not ugly. As a feminist, I'm very offended that you would insist that Ulga is ugly when in fact she is very pretty and has a beautiful personality. The women in the world need to stand up against the male definition of beauty because I'm tired of my fellow woman being either objectified or ignored on the daily. #FemaleSupremacy

3. Natalia Kills has gone too far! Instead of bullying contestants on the X Factor, she's decided to red, orange, yellow flicker BEAT them!

3344 days 20 hours ago

Weetmaster

Aubrey Plaza
http://imgur.com/SoECYUy

1. Nicki Minaj's butt is so big, it has its own gravitational pull. Rumour has it that once a meteor made a full rotation around her gluteus maximus. Among other black things.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/4eb01bb912747ee7218e32eeeeea9e94/tumblr_mkwl9oCRZf1qb2u1so1_400.gif

2. Ugly Ulga is SO ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it turned itself into a funhouse mirror. So that ugly ulga would be less concerned on her looks, and more concerned on the demon that lives inside her mirror.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/stare.gif

3. Natalia Kills has gone too far! Instead of bullying contestants on the X Factor, she's decided to attach their mouths to her husband's anus so he can leave a dingleberry for his dopplegangers.....
http://31.media.tumblr.com/1be056ec0113bcc8dde647af12f824c0/tumblr_n21mo2FGHC1ru72puo1_r1_250.gif

3344 days 18 hours ago

Absol

http://i.imgur.com/ioKqRng.png
hello my name is ribbons/aspirin mommy but you can call me bambi democracy :)

3344 days 16 hours ago

hippydude126

Laganja Estranja
http://imgur.com/tWSnxvl

3344 days 16 hours ago

hippydude126

1. Nicki Minaj's butt is so big, it has its own drooping vulva! YES GAWD! Come on, VULVA!

2. Ugly Ulga is SO ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it cracks harder than Bianca's foundation mama. Okurrrrrr....

3. Natalia Kills has gone too far! Instead of bullying contestants on the X Factor, she's decided to roll them, lick them and smoke them! And you know what I say - if it ain't green, I ain'r interested *Tongue clacks*

*Doesn't match any answers*

Honestly, I feel that I try my best all the time but consistently get knocked back. I FEEL VERY ATTACKED RIGHT NOW! THIS WAS MEANT TO BE MY MOMENT

3343 days 18 hours ago

HighNoon

I unquit I'm impersonation Craig Tucker http://imgur.com/l7EKRcQ

*deadpan voice*
1. Nicki Minaj's butt is so big, it has its own [guinea pig]!

2. Ugly Ulga is SO ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it shatters.

3. Natalia Kills has gone too far! Instead of bullying contestants on the X Factor, she's decided to flip them off

3343 days 18 hours ago

konohavillage1

yASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE SONG

3342 days 17 hours ago

HowLovely

Caryn Groedel.
http://i.imgur.com/xS3LMQr.png

1. Nicki Minaj's butt is so big, it has its own crate of fire, which fell into the water when we were canoeing in my season of Palau. I mean, honestly.

2. Ugly Ulga is SO ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it cracks more then Katie. Katie, how do I put her. There is a word for her. It's not outspoken, it's......... TART.

3. Natalia Kills has gone too far! Instead of bullying contestants on the X Factor, she's decided to keep on ordering them around! I felt very attacked by Katie, so I put it to her. You know what, I've just had enough! (jessica screams at me) GET OFF ME. *walks off the stage*

3342 days 16 hours ago

Absol

1. Nicki Minaj's butt is so big, it has its own daddy! would anyone like to hear a daddy story? :)
jeff daddy: Hello Cummie, I Have A Surprise For You.
me: ooh :D i love surprises!!! :3~
jeff daddy: I’m Sorry I Forgot To Feed You, But I’ll Make Sure To Feed You Well Tonight.
me: :o yayayayay i love you daddy!!! :D

2. Ugly Ulga is SO ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it excuse me, this is oppressive to ugly people. please check your privilege

3. Natalia Kills has gone too far! Instead of bullying contestants on the X Factor, she's decided to LINDA HACK them!!!

3342 days 4 hours ago

doodyful

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