Wuz crackalackin' n' welcome ta tha straight-up original gangsta Doodyful roast. I be Karen Forewe, Doodyfulz long lost ghetto sista n' shit. dis biiiatch once wore a potato sack n' holla'd dat shiznit was high drag, I guess dat freaky freaky biatch hasent chizzled much. i ludd her yo, but remeber what tha fuck they say. once you become a host on TV Yo crazy-ass game is goin down hill, n' i'm glad dat statement is still holdin up. and before i go, i just wanna say one thang, you all suck n' fix yo' makeup.

Ooh, girl.

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I love the way it hurts

Well hello there boys and girls, it's me. Doodyful's Dad!

http://imgur.com/0xqkaU9

Hi sweetie, are you having fun?????? Ya???
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She's so cute isn't she.

It's so great to be here to make fun of my daughter, lord knows everyone else did in high school! My daughter was so weird that when she graduated they had to make a new superlative called "most unique" just to include her. Sorry sugar baby, we lied to you to get you to stop crying. Doodyful cried so much that she carried her mom's tampons with her in case she ran out of tissues, ha Ha HA. If you turn around you can see her right now!

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Sorry Doo-Doo I forgot that was a secret. I won't tell them the other. You know the one about the diapers. Yeah the diapers. I'm saying I won't tell everyone how you wore diapers until the 9th grade! I'll never do that to my daughter, HA. HA. HA.

I'm just teasing baby girl keep doing you, we all know you're the only one who will!
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Runway: http://imgur.com/j8Ujb7x

I do agree that was my worst won. I was in a rush when I made that avi and I totally forgot to add lace, I think I got it right this time.

Thanks to Doodyful's Dad for gracing us with his presence. I don't know which of his mistakes were bigger: using a leaky condom or appearing on a drag show out of drag.

Anyway... we are all here to celebrate the "career" of Doodyful. That's if you can call giving handjobs to hobos on the street corners of Dandenong a career. I mean, you know you're an aussie when you let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. And boy and girls she's not just a real life whore... she's a BLOG WHORE too. 125 pages?! Who do you think you are Perez Hilton? Well, I suppose you're both attention seeking cunts...

I digress. Doody honey, you know I love you and I always take all your constructive criticisms on board. Especially seen as your avi is so... eugh... on point? I think I mean "unique" or "original" or maybe even "special".

Whatever the weather you make sure you stay true to who you are honey pie!

Peace out!

Runway: http://imgur.com/phcfYGV

(instead of pretty in purple I went for pretty in pink!)

A 24 hour extension ha been granted.

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bang bang

*walks onto stage*
A moment of silence for the massacre that has happened here tonight in the name of comedy.
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Now that that's out of our way, I'd like to say hi to our wonderful sorta-celebrity-but-not-really-at-all-celebrity-whoops host, Diddlyfool! Wait, no, that's not it. Doodlefoot? Daddyfuel? Nobody really remembers. You aren't expected to either. You can just say "I met that one person who did that one thing on that one online website" and people will know, that's Doodyful!
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My favorite thing about Doodyful though, it's that she's got the most original ideas that a gal can find by taking from other people. From Death Becomes Her to Leather and Lace, to the Roast, to the Christmas Couture, she's basically the (arguably) female Picasso. She says they're original, but we all know she's full of doody. *turns to camera and smiles*
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Thank you all for showing up, and good afternoon. The budget wasn't high enough to rent this place later.

-Closed-