1. "That fire I fell into wasn't nearly as hot as you are, baby." (Michael)
2. "If you don't eat for 6 days, I start looking like a young Paul Newman." (Rodger)
3. "Forget the tribe, my pants have spoken." (Mitchell)
4. "We'll eat anything." (Kel, Kimmi, Alicia, Debb, Nick, Jeff, Amber)
5. "Mad Cow makes you sick, but Mad Dog makes you feel good." ("Mad Dog" Maralyn)
6. "Is that an immunity idol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" (Tina)
7. "Don't worry. Producers just made me look like a psycho bitch in editing." (Jerri)
8. "It wasn't editing." (Keith)
9. "If you show me your Ogakor I'll show you my Kucha." (Elisabeth)
10. "Ever done it in the back of a Pontiac Aztek?" (Colby)
