1. I'm a hot dog vendor by day, a love machine by night.
2. If you're not a health inspector, I'd like to get to know you better
3. I'm a close personal friend of Oscar Meyer.
4. You smell like sauerkraut.
5. When I think about you, I touch my hot dogs.
6. May I put your change in your pocket for you?
7. Are you beautiful, or am I loopy on bus fumes?
8. Please, I beg you -- I'm a very lonely man.
9. I'll make you queen of the wieners.
10. Kiss me and the dog is free.