1.Janet Jackson virus........pops up suddenly during your office break.
2.Monica Lewinsky virus........Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
3.Disney virus.................Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
4.Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after one byte.
5.Prozac virus.............Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
6.Lorena Bobbit virus..........Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
7.Spice Girl virus.............Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
8.Ronald Reagan virus..........Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
9.Arnold Schwarzenegger virus........Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
10.Viagra virus.......Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive.
10.Then there is the Clinton PC. It has a six inch hard drive and no memory.
