1.What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime?
A "pointsetter"!
2.What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
3.What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
Your teeth
4.What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!
5.Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open 'til Christmas!
6.What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y"!
7.What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
8.Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr!
9.Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly" wood!
10.Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!