1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3. It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
4. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
5. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
9. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it.
10.Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/Scheuerman14/246976/20-person-random-big-brother