1) Your allowance of goat's milk didn't really amount to much when you tried to barter with someone.
2) Tut, "The Boy King" always blamed you for any of his mishaps.
3) Ever try to write a term paper in hieroglyphics?
4) An Oasis, unlike a mall, had only one product, water so it kind of sucked to hang out there.
5) Had to be 18 before you could get a license to drive a camel.
6) All the local bands played the same damn song, "Walk Like An Egyptian".
7) The stone tablet delivery route was very overrated.
8) Being "grounded" meant having to stand in the part of the Nile where the piranahas were.
9) You always had to "build the stupid pyramids" while your friends got to play all day.
10) The line "Oh My God, You Killed Ramses...You Bastard" didn't really go over that well and wasn't found to be funny.
