1) Tries to impress your parents by putting his teeth in for them.
2) On more than occasion, he pats you on the ass and calls you "His Little Federov."
3) Calls going to the bathroom, filling the Stanley Cup.
4) He wears his goalie mask on the first date.
5) Every major decision requires a face off.
6) Buys you lingerie that has the goalie pads on it.
7) Keeps leaving during your date for a line change.
8) Calls out Gretzky's name during sex.
9) Siren and red lights go off after you kiss.
10) After "he shoots and scores" an Octopus drops down from the ceiling into your bed (Detroit residents only)!
