1) "Interested in serving HARD time?"
2) "Don't you prefer dropping bar soap instead of that liquid crap?"
3) "Due to a recent execution, I now have an opening for my prison bitch."
4) "Time, Love and Tenderness isn't just a Michael Bolton song, its my way of life."
5) "Stop by my cell later for a Lethal Injection."
6) "Wanna Make License Plates after dark?"
7) "Cinemax3 is doing another one of those Women in Prison movies soon..wanna audition in my cell?"
8) "Bread, Water or Me?"
9) "Wanna Attend a Chain Gang Bang?"
10) "You're getting your GED..wow that makes me so H O T T!"
