I pretended to be their friends. When I noticed them talking about each other, I listened to their whiny, stupid drama and I pretended to care. Then I leaked screenshots and told both sides what the other was saying and I implicated another party in the drama and nobody ever caught onto what I was doing. I enjoy playing all of you as my ♟ pawns, because you never figured out who I was. I laughed at you all even as I reported the fuck out of your nude groups and spread rumors and watched your houses of cards collapse. None of your friendships will survive around me
