Father's Day. Stuck in this Big Brother House. Makes me miss my kids more and more. Felt like walking at 3.52am this morning but thankfully I've got great support from great mates like the delectable sasha - a real comfort that girl. Big love to you baby xx
Can't belive how much weight I've put on since entering the Big Brother House. Must be all the junk food. I used to have a six pack - now I've got more like a box of 24 cans of Stella (on special offer in Tescos for £10)
In the Diary Room Chair: I feel I'm really getting into this Big Brother experience. Have selected a likely partner for a "Fauxmance" (her avatar has really cute blond plaits and is wearing a bikini - my kind of babe) and am looking forward to the magazine deals when I get outta this place...