IN A CHAT ROOM FAR FAR AWAY....
Stranger: I'm a male you?
You: I'm a cat.
Stranger: lolwhat?
You: I took this magical potion...it lets me speak English for 20 minutes.
You: Its almost worn off though.
Stranger: And then you'll start randomly meowing?
You: I'll miss you..It was nice tomeowmeowmeowmeow.
You: MEOW
You: MEOWWWWWW
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: OH GOD