ricktworick1 - Hannah Montana - 'Nobody's Perfect'
I know you think this was a risk but... I submitted her for TSC with this song like a few years ago? Remember? A fucking jam. I also own a Hannah Montana t-shirt, I'm a stan. This is her best song, the fucking spoken word part always KILLS me.
Absol - Bhad Bhabie - 'These Heaux'
This is also a bop LMAO I know it's so bad and all that but that beat is actually a banger and she really serves me petulant irritating white bitch which I think I can resonate with. I appreciate you taking a different route than kiddy, it's more cunty.
HighNoon - Buono - 'Renai Rider'
So as you know I was a Japanese lady for a while and I am quite versed with Jpop. On the whole I usually hate it lol. This wasn't bad, they danced cutely and kinda bopped a little bit, but it's not really anything I'm super obsessed with. I'm not a fuckin weeb! The best part was definitely the last minute where the beat dropped and hit back up again with the 1 2 3 4!
Analiese - Ariana Grande - 'What it Means to be a Friend'
Mama this is doodoo garbage.
MichelleObama - LeAnn Rimes - 'How Do I Live'
A good choice and fortuitously for you, I was literally singing this in the shower like 3 days ago, I love me a country song and she hits it out of the park with it. It's so like memorable and iconic I really love it. It's also crazy she was so young doing this song!
Alexeh23 - China Anne McClain - 'Calling All The Monsters'
I mean LMAO. I never watched ANT Farm it was a bit before my time, but I am aware of icon China Anne McClain. This is... not a good song lmao, but it is kinda important so I do understand the relevance. I mean at least for you Analiese sent the worst song in the entire competition so far? It is still not very pleasant to listen to lol.