and ill give you a very catholic- MissEvangelista type opinion or first impression! #PraiseGod p.s I do not approve of 'twerking'
best : I would LOVE for you to join the Westboro Baptist Church! We are ALWAYS looking for a more... diverse.... community! We accept people of ALL skin color! (as long as youre not gay)
MissEvangelista : You are a TRUE inspiration. As some people on this site would call you a 'goddess' but there are no gods and goddesses, just one true God, our Lord and Savior! Keep up the good work :) The Father would be VERY proud of you!
carlab1 : oh no no no, young lady! you need a dose of the Lord almighty ASAP! (As soon as possible in case you cannot decipher this text lingo, it took me a while!) Young Lady, your dress.... so vulgar and provocative! Your shoulders are SHOWING! this is certainly NOT Sunday appropriate! You might as well be a teen mom because that is where you are heading... you are tempting males! I think I can convert you from the evil temptress you are to a well-educated young christian woman!
Lucas1993: Lucas, son. Please come and join me in a prayer to the Lord. Your name is Lucas, yet you are dressed as a girl! This would never be tolerated in my day, oh no! This needs to change IMMEDIATELY! If you are a man, act and dress like a man! Provide for the women... dont DRESS like one! This... this is sickening.... i may need to sit, just get out of my sight for now... you are the devil's work!
Music: Boy, do you need a good whipping! This junk you listen to.. called music, its corrupting the souls of the Lord's work. This will NOT do! How vulgar this 'music' is now a days... they say its good clean fun, but I can NOT disagree more! Its provocative and leads to baby making and.....*shutters* 'twerking'. I have seen you recently made a blog about that she-devil gypsy witch of a 'musician' named Kesha... I just CANT accept you! Music is leading to the freedom of thinking.... this just will not do...
TheJoe : What a solid christian name! Named after the holy father of Jesus, Saint Joseph. Your clothing is plain, simple, and efficient! Put i see you heading to the damned gates of hell... this skyping you talk about on your blogs... talking to STRANGERS online? That is NOT how it should work. God would be strongly against this, and shame on your dead beat parents for letting you socialize online. God Bless you, turn back to the Church before its too late.
OhNatalie : My dear Lord, girl. You have brought me to my knees, you are worse than that Carla girl. Your bosom is hanging out for everybody to see! You are an evil devil stripper whore! I curse you to hell, you evil she-devil! oh my....
