Well,
Today is Thanksgiving. (As we all know)
So when I woke up, I felt like getting up and cooking the turkey myself. Once I came downstairs I saw that the turkey was walking. Before I even knew it the turkey was running towards me. I tried to run, but the turkey was too close to me. The turkey then tackled me down to the ground. He then started to talk saying "Don't cut me up". Once he finished his words he then took my eyes out. I was screaming like a baby. After my eyes were out he then got some sciccors and started cutting my hair.
Once he finished my hair-cut he then ran to the top of my house, opened the window, and jumped from the 3rd story (he commited suicide). Now I'm stuck with this crappy hair-cut and I have no eyes.
This is just a lesson to tell you that you should never underestimate turkey (;
