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Story Time - Seal Gets Beaten Up... Three Times

Jul 10, 2014 by Seal
1. Dre (7th grade) - I jumped on Dre's back when he was messing around with his black friends in class. He turned around and clocked the fuck outta my face. I hit the ground, teacher pretended like she didn't see. Fuck Miss Smith. Me and Dre were homies after he did his deed though. Dre was murdered a couple months ago, rest in peace. I still need to pour one out for him.

2. CJ aka Chris aka Koofie Smacka (7th grade) - Koofie Smacka was like 5'4 but could dunk, that's all anyone really knew about Koofie Smacka. He once koofied me with an open fist after I told another kid in my class to shut up. Koofie Smacka thought I told him to shut up, Koofie Smacka don't take no shit!! Koofie Smacka got in-school suspension since he did it right in front of the teacher.

3. Brent (8th grade) - Brent was the football and basketball star. He was playing 1 on 1 with some other dude outside on the blacktop. I thought it would be funny to steal Brent's basketball. I ran up and stole it. Brent didn't think it was funny. Brent punched me in the side of the head. I subsequently dropped his basketball. Brent now has a 3 year old child.

Comments

Haha that is SOOOOO Dre!

you posted this before didnt you? i remember it
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 10, 2014
now tell us the stories about u fuckin homies up
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 10, 2014
BengalBoy Nah I told you on Skype rofl
Sent by Seal,Jul 10, 2014
seal back when i was 11 and had no clue how to fight i got in a scuffle with a lad the yr above me, laid into him then when the teacher shouted at us i looked round like an i*iot and while i wasnt looking he popped me and gave me a black eye
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 10, 2014
BengalBoy Damn that's a noob move. I only once twice got in school fights and won. But only lost 3 times so that's not a bad record. 2-0 against whites!!
Sent by Seal,Jul 10, 2014
seal only once twice!
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 10, 2014
BengalBoy Once twice... Lol. Idk how that ended up being what I said, but I meant it was the same kid two different times.
Sent by Seal,Jul 10, 2014
dont blame any of them
Sent by lemonface,Jul 10, 2014

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