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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

99 Problems And Bitches Are Some

Oct 29, 2013 by Seal
1. Last hug: A friend of mine, my guess is you PROBZ don't know him.
2. Last phone call: Who knows
3. Last text message: Sister maybe
4. Last song you heard: I've been on a classic soul grind tonight. Maybe some Otis Redding?
5. Last time you cried: Shit man I dunno. A couple weeks back?

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: If middle school counts
7. Been cheated on: Not technically but it emotionally still felt like it!!
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Fuck nahh, it's just a kiss!!
9. Lost someone special: Yeah in what way though?
10. Been depressed: I believe so
11. Pulled an all-nighter: Like once or twice a week dude.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Don't
13: Have
14: Andy

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend: Duh rofl
16. Fallen out of love: Not really no
17. Laughed until you cried: Often
18. Met someone who changed you: I dunno yet, probably? But not a noticeable amount really.
19. Found out who your true friends were: These questions are so dumb.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: I mean, probably...?
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Yeah man, a few of them

YOUR LIFE.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: On Tengaged? Two.
23. How many kids do you want: Man I don't know, I'm 19
24. Do you have any pets: Not at school with me
25. Do you want to change your name: No...?
26. What did you do for your last Birthday: Slept literally all day.
27. What time did you wake up today: 8:40 AM
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: "Working" but probz reading.
29. Name something you cannot wait for: Cute Asian girl to fall for me cause it's obviously happening.
30. Last time you saw your mother: Couple weeks
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Drop the whole anxiety thing
32. What are you listening to right now: Nothing anymore
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yeah probably quite a few
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: This dumbass thing oooooh baby.
35. Most visited webpage: Facebook, Carolina Huddle, Twitter I'd assume.
36. Whats your real name: Andreus
37. Nicknames: Seal is my drunk alter-ego. Legit, I introduce myself as Seal.
38. Relationship Status: Open sesame
40. Male or female: Seriously? What you think man.
44. Write w/e you want here: No this is wasting my time.
45. Long or short: What...?
46. Height: 6 even.
47. Do you have a crush on someone: Yeah man
48. What do you like about yourself: Sense of humor
49. Piercings: No
50. Tattoos: No
51. Righty or lefty: Right handed

FIRSTS:
53. First piercing: None
54. First best friend: I dunno
55.First sport you joined: Soccer
56. First vacation: I dunno

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: Ramen soon
60. Drinking: Water kinda
61. I'm about to: Eat Ramen soon
62. Listening to: Nothing still, ask me again bitch.
63. Waiting for: A reasonable time to go to sleep.

YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids: Yes
65. Get married: Yes
66. Career: International government, retire, settle, professor.

WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: Kisses
69. Shorter or taller: Shorter
70. Older or Younger: My age.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic but I fall for the spontaneous and they fuxx me over.
73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship: Hook-up because I dunno if I'd be Mr Faithful right now. Just being honest, I'm a college kid and shit happens!! But like a relationship would be alright too.

HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: Yeah a few times.
77. Stole something for someone: I dunno
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Yes
79. hurt yourself: Yeah everyone hurts themselves. But no, not in an emo way.
80. Broken someone's heart: They call me HEARTBREAKER
82. Been arrested: No
83. Turned someone down: Yeah man
84. Cried when someone died: Yeah man
85. fallen for a friend: Yeah man

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: Hell yeah man.
87. Miracles: Depends on how you define a miracle
88. Love at first sight: Lust that can transfer into love if you're lucky.
89. Heaven: Who knows
90. Santa Claus: Yeah obviously
91. Kiss on the first date: I 100% would if it went well, but I'd probz have trouble initiating it. #NoBalls
92. Angels: Ummm... Probably not.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 boyfriend at a time: I've never had a boyfriend, so not quite.
95. Did you sing today: Yeah man
96. First person in your contacts: What, I dunno!? Whoever's name is first?
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? Maybe a little bit but I wont explain why.
98. The moment you would choose: What?
99. Are you afraid of falling in love: Afraid, maybe. But hesitant, definitely not.

Comments

Wow that shit is full on :P
Sent by Dhucking_Quacks,Oct 29, 2013

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