1. If you have ever smoked the devils lettuce
2. If you have committed faggotry
3. If you have ever drank alcohol for the purpose of getting drunk
4. Voted for Hillary
5. Insulted some one for something they can't control
6. Don't praise God daily
7. You sleep with different people constantly
8. Taken any "hard drugs" without medical purpose
9. You enjoy gossiping and trash talking
10. Your username is simplyobsessed