Hello, I am Muracle January FaBreeze and I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
You may be asking yourselves some simple questions.
"Who is this Muracle?"
"Where did she come from?"
"Does she live a lavish lifestyle?"
"Will I always be alone?"
Well these are questions I will now answer.
In 1983, James Mulligan FaBreeze & Yolanda Amulet Wentworth married in a grassy meadow just east of the Ironside Military Academy in Amiens, France. James, a French soldier training for the Great War, and Yolanda, then deemed "Princess of the Bronx," were considered to be the most harmonious couple in the land. Their wedding was attended by citizens from every nation.
But all was not well in that grassy meadow. A witch by the name of Sylvia Blackpot arrived secretly, cloaked in the garb of a village maiden. As the loving couple said their vows, Blackpot placed a curse on them, and the delightful ceremony was interrupted when Yolanda unexpectedly gave birth before the eyes of everyone in attendance.
"It's a muracle," Yolanda said as she held the baby in the palm of her hand. Sadly, Yolanda died just moments later. The sudden pregnancy and birth had taken its toll on her body. James fell beside her, killed by sympathy pain.
Blackpot had long since disappeared from the crowd, and nobody saw her come or go. It would be years before the young abandoned baby girl would finally get her revenge. Twenty years, to be exact...
Exactly one year ago my great aunt Prudence died.
Hello, I am Muracle January FaBreeze and I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
